Dude, your fly is open
Open toad.
β¬ It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.β¬
Dissection is the better part of valor.
Love,
Kermit
I guess she missed her period.
It was below C level.
Not paying attention, I nearly dropped the skull. Without skipping a beat, I said "Whew, nearly lost my head for a second there!"
and i didn't know the anther!
"Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the Force"
How do you make a hormone?
You leave without paying
Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis
Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?
Class: Umm....
Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)
HeHe.
my biology teacher told this one in class today.
i was the only student that found it genuinely funny.
the class was silent, besides me. i was laughing. really hard.
:'(
So a little backstory, my parents take the dog for a walk every night. My mom is in college (lol napoleon dynamite) and she takes a marine biology class.
So they were on one of those walks last night, and they were talking about ants. My mom's question was whether or not ants sleep. My dad replies saying, "Why are you asking me? You're the one in a biology class." To which she replied, "I'm in a marine biology class, I don't think there are any marine ants."
Without skipping a beat, my dad came up with the most incredible response...
"Why can't there be marine ants? We already have army ants."
In my biology class not too long ago, we covered a mini unit on invasive species. One of my classmates was giving a presentation on an invasive monkey species, explaining how it is very aggressive in nature and has been known to attack people and other animals in small groups. After hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my hand and pose the question: "So you could say these monkeys use guerrilla warfare?". Almost the entire class groaned simultaneously. It was glorious.
My 9th grader brother at dinner: We're learning about evolution in my Biology class. Today I learned that 50% of human DNA is the same as bananas' DNA.
Dad: Now you know why I'm always going bananas!
My 9th grader brother: -stands up, pushes in chair, leaves table-
So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-
"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"
Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.
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