I buy all of my chamomile from a pot smoking marsupial.

It's high koala-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I asked my friend what they were drinking. They said β€œchamomile” and offered me a sip.

I said β€œNo thanks, that’s not my cup of tea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeewild
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that was opening his chamomile and got into an accident on the way to the dinosaur exhibit?

I guess you could say that tea wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Sleepy Tea

When you're in the army there's only one thing that can knock you out cold. That's when you dress up in all camouflage and run a full mile. We call that Chamomile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dorekong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Proving my dadjoke prowess to my old man

Me, my girlfriend, and my dad were chatting before eating dinner. My younger sister walks in and starts to boil water to make tea, and joins the conversation. A few minutes pass, and my sister pours the water into her mug and puts in a a tea bag.

-Dad: What kind of tea is that?

-Sister: It's chamomile.

-Me: How are you supposed to see your dinner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolgthvari
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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