Catnip Puns

My cat just sat in catnip.

Now he's high off his ass.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Username_Tim

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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My catnip dealer wanted his money

He accepted VenMeow

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/piratecheese13

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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Catnip is what baby cats drink from.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/papashuga

📅︎ Aug 25 2017

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Where do cats get their catnip?

At the black meowket

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Kallandar

📅︎ Sep 27 2016

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What do cats use when they run out of catnip?

puuuurcocet

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Your_Smiling

📅︎ Oct 19 2016

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What is a felines's favourite drug?

Katimine

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Secretseacrits549

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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Another one bites the dust

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/RogGorForg

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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When all the felines find out you have a garden.

Catnip at the frisco!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Pumpdawg88

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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