i went to the pet shop for birdseed the other day.

for some reason the seamed confused when i asked how long it takes for the birds to grow.

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📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed?

He started selling cheep milk

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The birdseed was so beautiful, so majestic, so delicious, the chicken found it...

...im-peck-able.

Okay kill me

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Dad on my whistling

Was playing Zelda on my 3DS and I started to whistle the over-world theme. He responds with "What's the deal? Have you been eating birdseed?"

I literally had no response.

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📅︎ Dec 30 2013
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