Eating sunflower seeds in the car

Me: I wanted 1 and I got 1

Dad: Ask and you shall reseed

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👤︎ u/Klatchwell
📅︎ Dec 06 2014
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Hamster Puns

- Where do hamsters live?

Hamsterdam

- What do we call a non-pro hamster?

Hamasteur

- Who is the president of hamsters?

Abrahamster Lincoln
- Which website has the hamster movie?

Xhamster dot com

- Why do hamsters eat sunflower seed?

Because they're hungry

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👤︎ u/tianrex
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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