So a peanut walks in on a cashew.
Nuts hanging out.
I was going to start an all cashew diet
But then I realized that’s just nuts...
Told my friends I had invented a cashew pizza
Told them I thought it was a great idea.
They said, "That's just nuts."
Did you hear about the cashew that went insane?
Yeah, He was nuts
When I asked my dad if he thought it was a good idea to switch my diet to one consisting mainly of almonds, cashews and macadamias...
He just shrugged and said, it’s ok, go nuts
I gave my friend a jar of cashews but the cashews abused him, beat him up and ran away.
He should have known, it was a nut case.
Everyone likes cashews.
You'd have to be nuts not to like them.
When you get into an argument about seeds and nuts " I'll cashew outside how bout dah"
Why is removing one letter from "Cashew" good for your feet?
Because you're left with ashew.
The world's largest cashew tree in Natal, Brazil covers two whole acres!
That's nuts!
My friend only had a cashew for lunch
I asked him, " How can you eat so little that's nutin"
Cashews...
Son: eats a cashew "Dad, want a cashew?" Dad: "Bless You" Son Rolls Eyes
Cashew!
Son: Dad, can I have some cashews? Dad: God bless you my son. Son: Dad, I did not sneeze! Dad: Snot something to worry 'bout. Son: Walks way without a word.
I went nuts when someone asked me what cashews and almonds were.
You can pick your nuts, or you cashews not to
