22 Hilarious Pineapples Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear about the strawberries that taste like pineapple?

They're called 'hula berries' and they're a thing, but I had no idea.

I guess I'm not in the fruit loop.

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👤︎ u/FyreFlyre

📅︎ May 26 2021

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Told my wife I really liked her new pineapple scented candle

https://imgur.com/tlHbF9O

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👤︎ u/Vult92

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Pineapple on pizza?

Nothing wrong with pineapple on your pizza, you just need to cook it at aloha temperature.

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👤︎ u/MilPens

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

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I said to my can of pineapple, "I don't like you."

It was crushed.

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👤︎ u/stooftheoof

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.

Now nana has a banana and an ananas.

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👤︎ u/SleepWouldBeNice

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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What do you call one piece of pineapple?

Ananas

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👤︎ u/Doorbell28

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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Pineapple truly does belong on pizza

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👤︎ u/sakibombs85

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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When you are on welfare in Hawaii, you get free pineapple.

It's called being on the dole.

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👤︎ u/Ycarusbog

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?

Schizophrenia

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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All my friends think I’m weird for constantly eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.

But hey, that’s Hawaii roll.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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Did you know that the pineapple has a different name in most other languages?

That's ananas!

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?

A pineapple cake

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👤︎ u/Darth_Yohanan

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

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👤︎ u/golubeerji

📅︎ Jun 30 2019

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This is a very hard joke according to my 5 year old son: What do a pineapples say when they're reading in the bed?

I forgot to brush my teeth...

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👤︎ u/imgprojts

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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Pineapple Tree

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👤︎ u/mmrtnt

📅︎ Feb 23 2018

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Crushed pineapple

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👤︎ u/corndogsaregood

📅︎ May 03 2014

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Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?

The court said they cant-eloupe

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👤︎ u/malgoya

📅︎ Jul 23 2016

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I got my family yesterday on Father's day while eating pineapple sorbet.

We were at Disney marveling at the amount of pineapple sorbet they serve you (for $5, that is) when I said:

"Man, they just Dole it out, don't they?"

My brother just stared at me.

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👤︎ u/SuitGuySmitti

📅︎ Jun 22 2015

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Man goes to the doctor with a pineapple in his nose and bananas in his ears

He says "doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor says "isn't it obvious? You're not eating properly."

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👤︎ u/christianop

📅︎ Jul 03 2013

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Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.

But that’s just Hawaii roll.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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All my coworkers think I’m weird when I have a ham and pineapple sandwich every day.

But that’s just Hawaii roll.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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