Told my wife I really liked her new pineapple scented candle
https://imgur.com/tlHbF9O
I said to my can of pineapple, "I don't like you."
It was crushed.
Pineapple on pizza?
Nothing wrong with pineapple on your pizza, you just need to cook it at aloha temperature.
My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.
Now nana has a banana and an ananas.
As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...
I Doled it out.
When you are on welfare in Hawaii, you get free pineapple.
It's called being on the dole.
All my friends think I’m weird for constantly eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But hey, that’s Hawaii roll.
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have?
Schizophrenia
Did you know that the pineapple has a different name in most other languages?
That's ananas!
What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
A pineapple cake
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
This is a very hard joke according to my 5 year old son: What do a pineapples say when they're reading in the bed?
I forgot to brush my teeth...
Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?
The court said they cant-eloupe
I got my family yesterday on Father's day while eating pineapple sorbet.
We were at Disney marveling at the amount of pineapple sorbet they serve you (for $5, that is) when I said:
"Man, they just Dole it out, don't they?"
My brother just stared at me.
Man goes to the doctor with a pineapple in his nose and bananas in his ears
He says "doctor, what's wrong with me?"
The doctor says "isn't it obvious? You're not eating properly."
Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But that’s just Hawaii roll.
All my coworkers think I’m weird when I have a ham and pineapple sandwich every day.
But that’s just Hawaii roll.
