Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...

Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...should’ve put it on aloha setting!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What's a pirates favorite letter?

You might say arrrr... But it be the C they love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willthewills
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My Dad made all of us groan with this one.

My brother was pulling a pineapple upside down cake out of the oven, and then my Dad walks by and says:

"You know, I love this cake, but we should really try it right side up next time."

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