Puns are blooming all over this garden....Like a cat fight between a dandelion and tiger lily...

Oops...A Daisy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l17charlie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.

He really whiffed hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yawyaw42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A dandy lion dandelion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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Do dandelions have a plan when they reproduce?

Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ministroni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Teacher: Use dandelion in a sentence

Jamaican in class: Da cheetah is faster dandelion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaywalkerr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Last week there was manatee appreciation day, and Crayola retired the colour Dandelion. Oh, the Hue Manatee!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KodiakSA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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What did the tulip say to the cheating rose?

β€œDon’t you be dandelion to me!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What a pun-derful season!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhyEmBARRISed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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What flowers are closest to cats?

Dandelions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelanieLN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My parents found my weed edibles again.

I'll have to hide my dandelion salads elsewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wer190
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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I have seen a tiger, dandelion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourigh
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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Did you hear about that Jamaican gardener who walks around like a cat?

They call him Dandelion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4licks
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