Need candy puns for a short film!
Basically, the short is about a gingerbread man who is addicted to sugar. He goes to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting and there are motivational posters on the wall:
Donut Give Up!
Yes You Candy!
... Looking for more ideas, and figured you guys are the people to ask. Donut let me down!
Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.
He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said “Kit-Kats are good but these are butter.”
What’s a girl’s favorite candy bar?
I don’t like candy bars anymore
They always Snicker at me
What candy do KKK members eat?
Racist peanut butter cups
Why couldn't Gavin resist eating the candy?
Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy?
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
the inside smells like sex and candy..
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
What do you call a candy which doesn't like to be with others?
What candy tells the truth?
I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"
What is Vladimer Putin's favourite candy?
My son ate too much Easter candy one year, and threw it all up making loud wailing sounds as he did so.
I didn't want to hear another Peep out of him.
Why was the German boy sad when sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar ??
Because he was Far-from-nougat!
I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
I knew a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition
What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
I tried juggling some candy bars but kept dropping them.
Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.
What type of candy is always late?
While I was buying some candy the other day, I told the employees a joke.
What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
*pulls candy bar out of thin air*
Kid: WOW are you a magician?
Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
Look out for cold sores when sharing candy this Valentine's day...
Mine went from Mounds of Joy to Herpes Kisses.
Two people fell in love as they were sharing Gems candy. What do you call their relationship?
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
My daughter found a candy wrapper to play with.
A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
My friend's a candy magician.
He's always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.
Couldn't get a Peep out of him.
My brother always has hard candy inside a pocket of his 3-piece suit
He calls them “in vest mints”.
To reddit, I leave my only Mentos candy with a frog on it.
Watch out for the candy shop owner...
He has some twix up his sleeve
What is a maggot’s favorite candy?
My wife gave our 2 year old candy cause she was crying...
Usually I don't condone infant gratification but I'll let it slide this time...
Sugar free candies would be much cheaper without the sugar in it.
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
Why was the farmer so happy that he turned into a piece of candy?
Because he was a jolly rancher
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
What candy made the astronaut cry?
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
I need candy puns
Please give me puns I can quickly shout while walking through the hallway and chucking candy after screaming the pun. Preferably candy you would get on Halloween. Thank you for helping me out.
You are Musketeers of my heart.
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i hate myself
I knew a guy who collected candy canes...
They were all in mint condition
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