I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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Why canβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it.
What do you call a fish that can't see?
Blind.
why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?
he's transparent
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
What do you call a window you canβt see through?
Windows.
Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Canβt you see Iβm going crazy?!
O I C U R
If your dad was a girl then why canβt you see him?
He is transparent
Have you heard about the new crackers you can see but canβt taste or digest?
Yeah... theyβre called HoloGrahams.
What do you call a cow that you canβt see?
Invisibull
Why canβt you see a transgender parent?
Theyβre trans-parent γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ
I: Without your glasses, you can't see four feet.
My daughter, from the other room: "How about four legs?
I'm a proud dad right now.
What do you call a deer that canβt see?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer that canβt see and doesnβt have legs?
Still no eye deer
When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...
"I'm decomposing."
You can see it coming, but you just can't look away.
What do you call a bovine you can't see?
Invisibull
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
Me: I donβt think I can make it in today. I canβt see. Boss:What? You canβt see? Me: yeah, I canβt see myself coming into work
Friend: I have a crack on my phone, but if you put on the case you canβt see it at all.
Me: If thatβs the case, itβs like thereβs no crack at all. (This is an actual exchange)
Why canβt you see your parents?
Because they are transparents?
Why canβt you see hippos hiding in the treetops?
Because they are very good at it.
What do you call a deer that can't see?
No "eye deer."
