Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa

Their rains are blessed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PROTOTALEthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was surprised to find out that my CPA is also a cam girl...

Sometimes it’s the thot that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlie_Faplin_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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There's someone named Cam O'Flage

But I've never seen him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Check out the new film about Cam Newton's MVP season!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bla…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lebranflake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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I'm a developer for a software called CAM

My manager sees me working late on the IM. MANAGER: burning the midnight oil? ME: yeah MANAGER: alright, good night and don't let the CAM bugs bite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_toro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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What do you call a Chinese camera man?

Phil Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Got my wife with this absolute beaut.

I get back home from a month out field on ex in the Army and I take a shower with my missus. I then look at my face in the mirror after.

"I reckon I still have cam cream in and behind my ears" I say.

"I can't see any of it" says my wife.

"Of course you can't see it mate, it's cam cream" says I.

wife groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Did you hear about the eccentric online stripper?

She was a camgirl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insanitypenguinz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaspike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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I can't even watch football with him anymore.

Me "I can't stand Cam Newton."

Dad "What about his brother Fig?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SigilOfStark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Meal times with Dad

Was having dinner with my parents the night before I cam back to uni, my dad had been trying to wind me up all evening so decided to pour salt all over my wrist. I responded by throwing the salt at him at which point he cried to my mother 'I've been assaulted!!'. Couldn't help but crack a smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marsox33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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screwing around with my wife.

After drilling a hole, inserting the plastic sleeve, then driving a philips head to attach the nanny cam securely to the wall in our baby's room...

Wife: "Good job! You nailed it!"

Me: "Actually honey, I screwed it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TukisOfFire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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Dad joked a co-worker

I work at a tearoom and we do some hot food, one of my coworkers cam with a simple order and I used a simple dadjoke

Co-worker: Bacon Sandwich, Well done.

Me: Thanks but I haven't even started yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinxington
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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Panda Puns

I was group messaging both my parents.

me: the Smithsonian panda cam is back up

dad: I'm just absolutely thrilled.

me: you should be

mom: unlike your father, I am very happy

dad: Katie (my mom's name), you're just panda-ring to her.

After neither my mom nor I responded to the joke, he continued with: nobody liked by punda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techbeck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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