My dad used to hit me with cameras

I still have flashbacks

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sohayel_nafi
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I took a picture of a wheat field with a camera.

The picture came out grainy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_soviet_union_69
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An unpredictable camera

Is called a loose Canon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1963Jan
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My phone camera got an image quality upgrade on January 1st.

It was Apple's New Years Resolution.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Commentnotcomment
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My dad used to hit me with a camera

It just clicked me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/utkxrsh7
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

One takes fourtoes the other five toes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ByDeleted
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When I was a child my father punished me with cameras.

I still have flashbacks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beej2000
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Screwing in some camera mounts and I dropped my drill, it came so close to hitting my daughter in the head...

Good thing it was only a drill!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justcurious-serious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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I think my camera has ADHD...

It just can't focus!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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What did the pin hole camera say when the SLR camera asked about it's aperature and exposure time when taking a picture?

Do I shutter?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/explosivelydehiscent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2021
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What do you call a Chinese camera man?

Phil Ming.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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When I was a kid, my Dad used to beat me with a camera...

I still have flashbacks...😩

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_aPOKalipto_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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A good realtor is always equipped with a video camera.

It's how they get the square footage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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Are cameras misogynistic

To make one work it's shutter up and shutter down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_zaphod_42_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2020
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I think im gonna need to buy some adderall for my camera

Because its having trouble focusing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joshd175
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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I'd make a camera joke

But it'll dissappear in a flash with all the other jokes here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moon1499
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2020
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Assault camera
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2020
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I don't know how my life would be without my camera

I just can't picture it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stripyKiwi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...

...turned out grainy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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What did Tim Cook call his camera?

iBall.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?

"it's fuckin' RAW"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clbull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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I would make a joke about cameras but...

I couldn't picture it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2020
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The other day my rear view camera broke

and I've never looked back since

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lancalot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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I recently bought a tripod for my camera

When I got home, I noticed the tripod only had two legs, so I marched back to the shop and shouted: "This will not stand!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSentientMeatbag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2020
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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

One can take five-toes and one can take pho-toes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dunsslap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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Why do you need a 4k camera?

The 3k ones are racist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2020
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

More on this as it develops...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/explosivelydehiscent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2020
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My dad has a camera pointing at the river outside

He likes to keep up with current events.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WN_Todd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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Old one from the camera roll.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daphic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2018
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Big Foot caught on camera.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2018
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How can you tell the camera on the shelf was afraid of the toaster?

Everytime he looked at it, it made him shudder (shutter).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2019
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Take the day off camera, I’ll put on the 10 pounds on my self.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WMcm0501
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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I hate when salespeople in camera stores talk at me.

I just can’t focus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2019
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What's a penguins favorite camera

A Polaroid

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazingsword09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2019
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When Marky Mark talks straight to the camera, he’s breaking the 4th Wahlberg.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreadnaughtHamster
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2019
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peon2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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Why was the camera girl arrested?

For flashing in public

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FireNewt11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2019
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These reverse cameras in cars are great!

Since I got one I haven’t looked back.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2019
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?

One takes 5 toes and the other takes 1 less.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

One takes photos, the other takes five toes!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2019
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Whats the differance between a sock and a camera?

One takes five toes and other one takes fo toes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2019
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