All the lions were busy.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
"Its bread in captivity"
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
It was a Shih Tzu
That shit was bananas.
Nickel-less Cage
Nunchucks.
Now I have a nickleless cage...
Nickel-less Cage!
So a Ute pulls into work with a massive turkey on the back in a cage. When the driver steps out to make their purchase I say: “I don’t know what you’re feeding that dog but he looks terrible!”
She didn’t even give me a courtesy laugh.
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
He was carrying a 19th century French masterpiece under his arm and a cage with 2 baby birds in his hand.
I asked how much they were and he said, "I got my Monet for nothing and the Chicks for free".
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
Nickel-less Cage
Between the two, I’d take the ladder.
If she bites you, she's a female.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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The keeper said it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
The sign said bread in captivity
That shit was bananas.
It reads “Bread in Captivity”
Nickel-less Cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
It was bread in captivity.
It was bread in captivity.
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
That shit was bananas.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
Nicolas cage
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
