C Puns

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

but when I took one's "P" away they became irate.

Because you can't see in the dark

But I forgot the pun line.

It’s an ancient rule with many inconsistencies.

3 Piece-E-O!

(So proud! 😄)

Because you can't C in the Dark.

Because you can't C in the dark!

(My little brother told me this one and was really proud of himself lol)

This was a Mulled tipple choice question.

The bartender said "No, you're a minor"

Too robotic...

... E deer, F deer, G deer, H deer, I deer, J deer, K deer, L deer, M deer, N deer, P deer, Q deer, R deer, S deer, T deer, U deer, V deer, W deer, X deer, Y deer and Z deer.

Wait.. did I miss one out? O deer

That’s a little weird

That's really cool

The Eb had to leave, because the bard didn’t allow minors. That’s ok… the C and G split a fifth between themselves.

From blood oranges.

....To tell the time

I guess that's what I get for buying a Purebread.

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

But he was 0K.

Narnia business...

Because it’s an anti-HISStamine!

Then I went to sceince class

Whilst talking about atoms and molecules with my kids, he comes out with this beauty;

"I don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

So proud.

They were probably stuck in the high seas.

Plastic explosives.

People say he is 0K

Don’t ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.

José

Lettuce turnip the beets.

Because you can't C in the dark.

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

Because you can’t see in the dark.

I think he was 0K

Because you can't C in the dark

Plastic explosives.

Damn!

I just majorly fucked up.