a Vitamin C pun
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︎ Mar 21 2020
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsβ
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︎ Jan 26 2022
I have heard that a pirate's favorite letter is "R" or sometimes "C"...
but when I took one's "P" away they became irate.
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︎ Jan 15 2022
Why do you spell dark with a 'k' and not a 'c'
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 13 2021
I came up with a joke where you remove the letters C and H.
But I forgot the pun line.
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︎ Nov 01 2021
βiβ before βeβ except after βcβ
Itβs an ancient rule with many inconsistencies.
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︎ Oct 08 2021
My 5 year old just came up with the following: what do you call C-3PO when he falls apart?
3 Piece-E-O!
(So proud! π)
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︎ Dec 27 2021
Why is 'Dark' spelt with a K, and not a C?
Because you can't C in the Dark.
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︎ Nov 08 2021
Why cant you write "Dark" with a C?
Because you can't C in the dark!
(My little brother told me this one and was really proud of himself lol)
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︎ Nov 14 2021
Do you prefer a) Mulled Wine, b) Mulled Cider, c)Mulled beer or d) Mulled Gin?
This was a Mulled tipple choice question.
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︎ Dec 23 2021
A C major scale walks into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender said "No, you're a minor"
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︎ Aug 28 2021
I love the original Star Wars movies. But I really didnβt care for the acting for C-3P0 and R2-D2.
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︎ Jan 08 2022
C'mon Alice, it's a small child.
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︎ Nov 01 2021
A deer, B deer, C deer, D deer,...
... E deer, F deer, G deer, H deer, I deer, J deer, K deer, L deer, M deer, N deer, P deer, Q deer, R deer, S deer, T deer, U deer, V deer, W deer, X deer, Y deer and Z deer.
Wait.. did I miss one out? O deer
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︎ Jan 03 2022
Weird does not follow the rule of βI before e except after cβ
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︎ Oct 18 2021
Fun fact: Oxygen solidifies at -218,79Β°C.
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︎ Jul 29 2021
Did you hear about the C, the Eb and the G who walked into the bar together?
The Eb had to leave, because the bard didnβt allow minors. Thatβs okβ¦ the C and G split a fifth between themselves.
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︎ Nov 16 2021
C'est la vie....
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︎ Oct 28 2021
How do vampires get their vitamin C?
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︎ Oct 21 2021
I use a D-lock to secure my bike and a C-lock...
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︎ Nov 22 2021
If a mean-spirited woman joins the navy, she is a seaward C-word.
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︎ Nov 17 2021
I can't take my Dog to the Pond anymore, b/c the Ducks keep Attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a Purebread.
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︎ Nov 03 2021
You know , it was soo cold in D.C the other day.
I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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︎ Oct 05 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
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︎ Mar 09 2021
C'est La Vie.
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︎ Aug 11 2021
C'est La Vie.
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︎ Aug 22 2021
Why was C. S. Lewis so secretive?
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︎ Sep 11 2021
Why donβt snakes like vitamin C?
Because itβs an anti-HISStamine!
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︎ Jul 01 2021
My english teacher told me βI before e except after cβ
Then I went to sceince class
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︎ Jul 24 2021
C/o my 11-year-old son...
Whilst talking about atoms and molecules with my kids, he comes out with this beauty;
"I don't trust atoms. They make up everything."
So proud.
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︎ Aug 09 2021
I was in love with a doctor so I'd always get into car crashes... When she asked why I'm always getting in accidents, I told her "so I.C.U"
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︎ Jul 30 2021
When I learned that McDonald's is reintroducing the drink Hi-C, I figured its absence was just another supply chain issue caused by the pandemic.
They were probably stuck in the high seas.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
A hard learned lesson to all the dads out there, with wives whoβve had C-Sections.
Donβt ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
If Hose C and Hose D are together, who is Hose B dating?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
C'mon guys, let's gave a garden party .
Lettuce turnip the beets.
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︎ Jul 11 2021
Why Dark is spelt with a K and not C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt see in the dark.
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︎ Oct 24 2021
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
G β A β B β C β D β E β G β F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
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