My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Can we apprecciate some branded Pokemon puns? imgur.com/a/NEGOk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fieryeskimo351
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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John Wayne has a low quality toilet paper made branded with his name

It don't take shit from nobody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I'm a 40 year old woman who delivers babies for a living and I just bought a brand new Corvette...

Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrippyGoods
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What brand of shoes do Transformers wear?

Vans

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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A brand new one from my dad:

Dad: I’m gonna have to return all of these poles. They’re too tall.

Me: They seem fine.

Dad: No. The stakes are too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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A brand new type of tea!

There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.

It's called hue-midi-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshifi3d
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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what shoe brand does dragonborn wear?

dova-Keens

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My wife got awarded our car in the divorce. It was a brand new Kia.

Now all I've got is Nokia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What is a dog's favorite fashion brand

Deulce and Bananna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sidredis
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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A funeral director friend of mine bought a brand new Cadillac hearse.

People are dying to take a ride in it.

(As told by my friend the funeral director?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Watching my kid throw my brand new phone out the window is the last thing I wanted to see today...

A real iSoar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My Father will be releasing a new brand of giant breath mints later this year. He said it will be named after his children!

"Huge Disapoint Mints!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchygreymatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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My wife bought store brand ketchup despite the fact that I like Heinz. I threw it out, so now I guess she knows....

....Heinzsight is 20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostShadow21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What a brand name. Could not resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUP3RNAT2RAL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?

Nike. βœ…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bishop825
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Starbucks should release their own brand of facemasks, they could call them...

coughy filters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What is Cruella de Vil's favorite brand of footwear?

Hush Puppies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunphilip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?

A holly davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxxy2025
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?

GooCheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskeydoc501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.

It was a match made in heaven.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Walmart’s onn brand of tv wall mounts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XboxLiveGiant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What's a footballer's favourite brand?

Valenciaga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irish122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?

DeLay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Came home from the store with off-brand vegetable oil

wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Do you know why Aldi’s doesn’t sell its own brand of nuts?

Because it’s would be called Aldi’s Nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haha_Lostboys18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Are they allowed to LOL?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Went to pop a couple anti-inflammatory pills while getting ready for work and wife asks which brand I wanted

I said, β€œI’m taking Advil before Aleeve”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinDanza
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.

The people believe in Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themiracy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?

Algerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...

I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What’s a skeletons favourite brand of bread?

Scara-lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orachnophobia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougtheinfonut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Most brands of bottled beer is the same as having sex on a boat

Fucking close to water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19olo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?

Lamborghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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