Have you heard of the guy that bowled three hundred and one? No? Because I’ve never heard of anyone that bowled three hundred and lost.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lelandt50
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I once bowled a 301...

It's hard to bowl a 300 and lose!

(This joke works better said out loud than written)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestMatter41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Kind of a bowling pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkearwig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Puppy bowl puns

So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play β€œfootball” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as β€œruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribebro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many bowling puns. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThedirtAnimations
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Bowl Puns

So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of

"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"

"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"

"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"

"I really like the music of David BOWLie"

"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"

"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"

"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"

"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"

"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatrumpet07
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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Thankfully
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elisioth4739
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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What's it called when a cat begs for food even though her bowl is still half full?

Fake mews...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooderApe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli

A strong currant pulled him in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2021
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Ever have one of those days where everything is going great, and a nice, warm bowl of soup would just be wonderful… but then you find out that there just aren’t ANY crackers to be found? Not in the cupboard, not in the pantry, nowhere at all?

Definitely one of those days where you’re cracker-lacking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorCalNavyMike
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said no I didn’t know he could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grind_n_brine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I threw a bowl of trifle at my ex-wife and now I'm not allowed to see my kids.

She got custardy..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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May I interest you in a piping hot bowl of Soupdogg?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/station777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

Thank you for the awards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I hated my job as a bowling alley union rep

They were always having strikes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DapperDavidYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What’s the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicskiracer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?

It caused quite a stir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Someone offered me a bowl of beans.

I think I’ll pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?

The punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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At my grandma’s funeral there was a bowl of her favorite candy on the table.

They were bereavements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I got a 300 in bowling

It only took 5 games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?

Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I got tickets for the next Super Bowl plus hotel and airfare, but it turns out my wedding is on the same day!

If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Perfect game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegip11
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I told my girlfriend I just got a job in a bowling alley.

She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?

Because they are afraid of them striking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.

I've since been banned from the swimming club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.

This was an act of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePainTra1n96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Pun request!

Every year I paint some pottery. Last year it was a bowl, with β€œThey see me bowling” in it.

This year, it’s a plate…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popular_Sell_8980
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2021
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Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.

It’s already gone viral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Wife: β€œHave you seen the cat bowl?"

No, I didn't know he could!

(Thanks and credit to Kia)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarSale40233
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke

But then I spared him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightedninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My bowl got infected

I think it has Ebowla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mocrates420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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2020 can’t end

Because we’d be admitting 2021.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_fiki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Little known fact: William Tell and his wife were really good bowlers.

Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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The Tells bowling adventures

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

He was pulled in by a strong currant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesterFX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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"Have you seen the dog bowl?"

"No. Is he any good?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinnetter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Doggo bowl

My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I replied "I didn't know he could.".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk1445
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said, "I didn't know he could!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnartist81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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The wife asked me tonight if I’d seen the dog bowl.

I said β€˜to be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rafello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..

I said β€œI didn’t know he could.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...

β€œDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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