It's hard to bowl a 300 and lose!
(This joke works better said out loud than written)
So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play “football” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as “ruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.
So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of
"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"
"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"
"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"
"I really like the music of David BOWLie"
"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"
"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"
"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"
"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"
"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"
Fake mews...
A strong currant pulled him in
Definitely one of those days where you’re cracker-lacking!
I said no I didn’t know he could.
She got custardy..
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
They were always having strikes
Attire.
It caused quite a stir.
I think I’ll pass.
The punchline
They were bereavements.
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.
Chicken sees a salad
She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
Because they are afraid of them striking
I've since been banned from the swimming club.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
Every year I paint some pottery. Last year it was a bowl, with “They see me bowling” in it.
This year, it’s a plate…
It’s already gone viral.
No, I didn't know he could!
(Thanks and credit to Kia)
But then I spared him
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.
Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
"No. Is he any good?"
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I replied "I didn't know he could.".
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
I said ‘to be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket’.
I said “I didn’t know he could.”
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
