How do you get blood orange out of your shirt?

Send in a crip orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheweduproach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What’s a vampires favorite fruit?

A NECK-tarine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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So i sliced my finger while cutting oranges today

Needless to say their blood oranges now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xboxben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Apples vs. oranges

Was buying fruit with the girlfriend. She picked out some cripps pink apples. "Maybe we should be careful buying these. They might start a gang war with our blood oranges" Ziiing. She smiled, but I think I annoyed her by laughing about it for the rest of our shopping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NervousPooer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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