Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
What do you call a dog with a deep bark
A subwoofer
They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
I learned that cinnamon comes from the bark of a tree...
...but why do the stores sell so much ground cinnamon?
What do you call a flower that barks?
A Collie-flower
If Mark wants his dog, Lark, to Bark he says Bark Lark! Then if Lark wants Mark to Bark he says?
BARK BARK!!
If you'd have to put a number on how much your dog barks every day, it would probably be a ruff estimate.
Why do I carry a piece of bark around in my pocket?
It's just part of my shtick
Jurassic Bark v.redd.it/s1nrwvhnhx321
Bark at the moon imgur.com/57OxEpc
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
I drove past a lumbar yard the other day. They were having a “Bark Sale”
I thought to myself, “man... sales must be ruff.”
How do you make a cat bark?
Throw it in the fire. It will go WHOOF
He just keeps repeating it as long as the dog barks.
Whenever my dog barks, my dad will say something like, "how does sandpaper feel?"
Why do German rabbits bark and lay eggs?
They are canine hens.
Finally...a tree who's bite is worse than it's bark
http://i.imgur.com/IN3Yz6C.png
My dad is a professional dad
Did you hear the puppy's first bark?
It was a little rough
Why did the dog bark?
He was having a ruff day.
