A list of puns related to "Bacon roll"
So I was checking out at the store with my girlfriend. All I bought was toilet paper and bacon. The cashier scans my two items and says with a straight face: "it's no wonder you have a girlfriend. You're rolling in the paper AND bringing home the bacon."
Definitely made me laugh, and he just went about his business like he never made the joke at all.
This morning I felt like straight-up dookie. I wake up, still half sleep, and roll over. I groan and just say to this dude "make me bacon". He replied "You are now bacon, congratulations."
I think I am pregnant.
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