Bow before the all mighty
My wife, Ming, told me, "You would look more professional without that funny bow tie." I have to wear it though. I explained to her, "My jokes aren't funny without...
What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
You should buy a bow and arrow.
I shot an oar out of a bow, and missed.
Bow down to your master, peasants
I'm going to bow out of my Introduction to Boating class
The instructor's way too stern!
Bows are really good weapons
Their only drawback is the string.
That's not the bow of the boat
Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?
Because he wanted to look sharp.
Takes aggressively violent bow
I failed shop because I couldn't handle the bow saw used to cut intricate external shapes and interior cut-outs in woodworking
What is it called when you kill someone with a bow from the high ground?
I have spotted a genius over in r/dadjokes ! Take a bow u/24two
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
Guy chose a crossbow instead of a bow.
Did you hear that Schrödinger broke his bow?
Now, his arrows are and aren't pointless.
Dracula told me to bow in his presence, you could say I was...
Cupid is always seen using a bow
Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros
What do you call a bow in Spanish?...
What if someone made a bow that shot water?
I think it would be called a rainbow. It seems like a really colorful idea. I bet it would really shine.
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?
He was studying foreign languages.
An Archer was selling me a really nice bow for a low price.
I was suspicious, so I asked: "What's the catch?"
To which he replied: "Second-hand bow. No strings attached."
Why did the bow legged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together.
When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...
I tell you, it was a narrow escape.
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
Orion recently fired his bow into a coffee shop.
He was hunting star bucks.
Bow down before 'Nice One Dad', the website gatekeeper of the worst dad puns known to man.
What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
This is the company that makes the giant bows they put on cars at dealerships.
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Mom: huh. They didn't put bows on the gazebo this year. Dad: So does that make it a gaze?
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