A list of puns related to "BI"
It was over the phone and afterwards he asked me how I was doing.
Since I was sitting alone in my house I said: "I'm bi myself".
She gets the best of both worlds
It's awesome.
I asked her if she doesn't find a partner would she be on stand-bi.
BIKINGS
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...
... But all things considered I'm actually doing quite well half the time.
They said it was a bit of give and take
If someone is BI (bisexual) And theyβre single Does that mean...
Theyβre Bi them self
If youβstraight
Would he be bi-shrek-ual
She didn't know how to handle a bison
He said, "you'll see."
Iβm so mad Iβm gonna come to your house and... give you a hug
But it got too expensive.
Mom and I were in the car and this conversation happened:
Mom: "that car is such an ugly shade of green"
Me: "I agreen"
Mom: "ha. ha. ha." rolls eyes
Me: "Es la verde-d!"
Male friend of mine, [Elton], is bi, told me about a crush he had on a guy he'd met through wilderness backpacking (relevant), and how he doesn't think he has a chance. Having no other information and an IT guy's policy of checking the obvious things first, I asked the dumb questions, via text.
>Me: So you're sure he's into guys
>Elton: Y E S
>Me: Okay, okay, just getting that straight
>Elton: A N G E R Y
>Me: But yeah, given everything else you've told me, I think you've got a chance
Me: Presuming he also knows the lay of the land
Elton: N O
Elton: S T A H P
I don't know why he keeps coming to me for relationship advice.
"None of your Bismuth".
Pepto-Dismal
Itβs awesome.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
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