38 Hilarious Bi Bi Gol Mordeh Puns

My friend came out to me as bi today

It was over the phone and afterwards he asked me how I was doing.

Since I was sitting alone in my house I said: "I'm bi myself".

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👤︎ u/biker_philosopher

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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Hannah Montana is canonically bi

She gets the best of both worlds

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👤︎ u/VexuBenny

📅︎ May 12 2021

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BI Den

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👤︎ u/ZaKrypton

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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I hate being bi polar...

It's awesome.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 19 2021

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My daughter came out as bi.

I asked her if she doesn't find a partner would she be on stand-bi.

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👤︎ u/gp_11

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?

BIKINGS

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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Americans to Trump: Bi den

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👤︎ u/According-Ad8779

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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Bi-sickle

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👤︎ u/Alis-n-Wonderland

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual you are bi- yourself

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👤︎ u/gilbertopr16

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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What do you call the sexuality where you’re attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.

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👤︎ u/Zayan-ali

📅︎ Jul 03 2021

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Absolutely brilliant

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👤︎ u/mqit

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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I told my parents I was bisexual

My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"

I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"

He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"

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👤︎ u/Thedepressionoftrees

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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I have bi-polar disorder...

... But all things considered I'm actually doing quite well half the time.

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👤︎ u/trollcitybandit

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 31 2020

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I asked my bi friend what their bed life is like

They said it was a bit of give and take

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👤︎ u/Pr0phet_N3xus

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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All bi-myself

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👤︎ u/genesiscreation7

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?

Polar opposite bears

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👤︎ u/everflow

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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If you cycle likes both genders it's a bi-cycle

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👤︎ u/Emad_2101

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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If someone is Bi

If someone is BI (bisexual) And they’re single Does that mean...

They’re Bi them self

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👤︎ u/Charley_Sketch

📅︎ Oct 09 2019

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If shrek was bi

Would he be bi-shrek-ual

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👤︎ u/bomberman324

📅︎ Jul 17 2018

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You can’t get bi

If you’straight

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👤︎ u/TheDoomSlayer420

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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I wonder if the US President will run for re-election in 2024…

if he’s even alive bi den.

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👤︎ u/FyreBrawlStars

📅︎ Jun 30 2021

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He came out as bi to his religious mother. She went to the Fish and Wildlife Service to ask for help.

She didn't know how to handle a bison

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👤︎ u/GaGmBr

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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When people were skeptical about Ben Franklin's invention of bi-focal glasses,

He said, "you'll see."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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To whoever took my bi polar meds:

I’m so mad I’m gonna come to your house and... give you a hug

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👤︎ u/read-ded-redemshin

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?

I guess I’m Bi Den

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👤︎ u/Assfrontation

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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bi-lingual pun and done

Mom and I were in the car and this conversation happened:

Mom: "that car is such an ugly shade of green"

Me: "I agreen"

Mom: "ha. ha. ha." rolls eyes

Me: "Es la verde-d!"

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👤︎ u/thedoctrix

📅︎ Feb 02 2018

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He didn't bi it

Male friend of mine, [Elton], is bi, told me about a crush he had on a guy he'd met through wilderness backpacking (relevant), and how he doesn't think he has a chance. Having no other information and an IT guy's policy of checking the obvious things first, I asked the dumb questions, via text.

>Me: So you're sure he's into guys
>Elton: Y E S
>Me: Okay, okay, just getting that straight
>Elton: A N G E R Y
>Me: But yeah, given everything else you've told me, I think you've got a chance
Me: Presuming he also knows the lay of the land
Elton: N O
Elton: S T A H P

I don't know why he keeps coming to me for relationship advice.

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👤︎ u/teuast

📅︎ Jun 09 2018

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When asked if they were Bi, number eighty three responded,

"None of your Bismuth".

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👤︎ u/JazzboTN

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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My kids and I were at Costco this morning... We were looking for brown rice, they had only light brown rice... My son asked how they get light brown rice, to told him it was bi-rice-cial.... 😬

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👤︎ u/Visionbuilder

📅︎ Jul 17 2016

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What fluid gives you bi-polar disorder?

Pepto-Dismal

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👤︎ u/AHumanPeople

📅︎ Nov 05 2017

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My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.

I said okay... Bi den.

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👤︎ u/nikhillala7

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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So I just realized Pangea is the cure to bi-polar disorder.

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👤︎ u/RealOneofseven

📅︎ Mar 24 2017

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Why can’t a bike stand on its own?

It’s two tired

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👤︎ u/SilkeNL

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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I hate being bi polar.

It’s awesome.

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👤︎ u/sh4d0wfr34k94

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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If you're bi and single, then you're on stand-bi

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👤︎ u/wanted876y

📅︎ Sep 03 2018

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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt

📅︎ Sep 22 2018

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