My friend came out to me as bi today

It was over the phone and afterwards he asked me how I was doing.

Since I was sitting alone in my house I said: "I'm bi myself".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Hannah Montana is canonically bi

She gets the best of both worlds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VexuBenny
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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BI Den
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaKrypton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I hate being bi polar...

It's awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My daughter came out as bi.

I asked her if she doesn't find a partner would she be on stand-bi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?

BIKINGS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Americans to Trump: Bi den
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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Bi-sickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alis-n-Wonderland
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual you are bi- yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilbertopr16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call the sexuality where you’re attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayan-ali
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2021
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Absolutely brilliant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mqit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I told my parents I was bisexual

My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"

I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"

He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"

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I have bi-polar disorder...

... But all things considered I'm actually doing quite well half the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I asked my bi friend what their bed life is like

They said it was a bit of give and take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pr0phet_N3xus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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All bi-myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?

Polar opposite bears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/everflow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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If you cycle likes both genders it's a bi-cycle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emad_2101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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If someone is Bi

If someone is BI (bisexual) And they’re single Does that mean...

They’re Bi them self

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charley_Sketch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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If shrek was bi

Would he be bi-shrek-ual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bomberman324
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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You can’t get bi

If you’straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoomSlayer420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I wonder if the US President will run for re-election in 2024…

if he’s even alive bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FyreBrawlStars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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He came out as bi to his religious mother. She went to the Fish and Wildlife Service to ask for help.

She didn't know how to handle a bison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaGmBr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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When people were skeptical about Ben Franklin's invention of bi-focal glasses,

He said, "you'll see."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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To whoever took my bi polar meds:

I’m so mad I’m gonna come to your house and... give you a hug

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When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?

I guess I’m Bi Den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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bi-lingual pun and done

Mom and I were in the car and this conversation happened:

Mom: "that car is such an ugly shade of green"

Me: "I agreen"

Mom: "ha. ha. ha." rolls eyes

Me: "Es la verde-d!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedoctrix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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He didn't bi it

Male friend of mine, [Elton], is bi, told me about a crush he had on a guy he'd met through wilderness backpacking (relevant), and how he doesn't think he has a chance. Having no other information and an IT guy's policy of checking the obvious things first, I asked the dumb questions, via text.

>Me: So you're sure he's into guys
>Elton: Y E S
>Me: Okay, okay, just getting that straight
>Elton: A N G E R Y
>Me: But yeah, given everything else you've told me, I think you've got a chance
Me: Presuming he also knows the lay of the land
Elton: N O
Elton: S T A H P

I don't know why he keeps coming to me for relationship advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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When asked if they were Bi, number eighty three responded,

"None of your Bismuth".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JazzboTN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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My kids and I were at Costco this morning... We were looking for brown rice, they had only light brown rice... My son asked how they get light brown rice, to told him it was bi-rice-cial.... 😬
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Visionbuilder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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What fluid gives you bi-polar disorder?

Pepto-Dismal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHumanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.

I said okay... Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhillala7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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So I just realized Pangea is the cure to bi-polar disorder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealOneofseven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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Why can’t a bike stand on its own?

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilkeNL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I hate being bi polar.

It’s awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sh4d0wfr34k94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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If you're bi and single, then you're on stand-bi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wanted876y
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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