[Request] Need a terrible terrible just god awful pun
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't find a pun so bad that she'd tell me to shut up and fuck off and die. Naturally I want to prove her wrong. Any and all help is appreciated
Can't berr this awful pun
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal.
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
Awful dad jokes and puns...
did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
I tried street tacos for the first time and man they were awful
They tasted like asphalt!
You’re Awful
As in you fill me with awe
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
The guy running my town is awful. He doesn’t respond to phone calls because he only works after dark.
He’s a total night mayor.
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
I own the world worst theasaurous. Not only is it awful...
My pet crow is awful at poker...
Awful taste but great Exeggutor (Execution)
Not all Math puns are awful.
Guys, I know why 2020 been so awful.
If we ever get to 2021. I will be endlessly talking people that `2020 is hindsight` and the sear terribleness of this pun got all god and Eldridge abominations to band up and try to end humanity before that happens. With this, earthly insight, I decided that everyone must be informed of the pun. It is, my and I can't die peacefully knowing it has not laid its mark on a mortal soul
awful one but found it in a store so yum
Did you know that Gandhi never wore shoes? And due to his fasting he was very weak and had awful breath?
He was a super-fragile-calloused-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
Stop making awful new years jokes
Seriously, I've heard them for the entire decade so far.
My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(
Awful dad joke no one will get this
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
Had an awful meal at a casino in Las Vegas
The chips tasted of plastic.
I'm still torturing my daughter with awful jokes
I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.
She was always going off on tangents.
My wife was just conned into buying an awful used mirror.
It reflects poorly on her.
People say Robert Mugabe was an awful dictator but
I was his secretary for a short while and I understood every word.
Just came up with this and my brother says it’s awful...
Why was the German egg depressed?
in German accent
Because his life is a yolk
I feel awful because I scolded my son after he gave me my 50th birthday card
But part of me feels justified because one would have been enough
Awful taste but great execution
Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk” Music Video Is God Awful
Don’t believe me? Just watch...
awful awful but its a pun. So here you go
I work as an EMT and just had a patient who got his entire left side cut off after an awful accident...
Don't worry, though, he's all right now.
Awful day...
My table just found out about my side table
I don't know about you, but lukewarm milk tastes udderly awful!
I just read the world's worst thesaurus. It wasn't just awful...
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it terminal
I have this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
The doctor says it's terminal.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
my doctor says it's terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
The doctor says it's terminal
[At the restaurant] Her: This isn’t working out between us. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
I have an awful illness where I can’t stop telling airport jokes...
... My doctor says it’s terminal.
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