and orders everyone a round.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
But it's hard to say...
I lost the case
They donβt like Dickβs
So I drove down the manualbahn instead.
...apparently he had been trying to give it away for almost 20 years, but nobody would return his emails.
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
"Now is the winter of our discount-tent."
Officers say they have nothing to go on
There was concern that they might have died from Avian Flu. An avian pathologist examined the remains of the crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not avian flu. The cause of death was vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the birds beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that nearly 96% of the crows had been struck by trucks, while only 4% were car impacts.
The MTA then hired an Ornithological Behavourist to determine the reason for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills vs car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat roadkill, they have a look-out crow nearby to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the look-out crows could shout "Cah!", none could shout "Truck!"
but a leper never changes its tots.
(My dad made this up when we visited Spinalonga in about 1998...its one of his all time classics. I only remember the punchline so I made up the first bit and its not historically true.)
because it's 90 degrees there
My dad and I are in the bikes section of Sports Authority, but we're looking for cross country skiis.
My dad walks up to a sales associate who is standing next to a rack full of bikes and asks "Do you have any bikes?"
