I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..

Apparently they were Meringue-utans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call it when a group of apes start a company?

Monkey business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
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If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
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Did you hear about the ape that got bullied because of his low status?

He was a norankutang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dantesinternal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My friend did not believe in the existence of underwear for apes.

I told her to looked them up and showed her on the internet .

I said "Ha!... Chimp pants, see?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What do apes call sunbathing?

Orangutanning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Good ol' ape-ricot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marilyn_McCracker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pparten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do apes use to fix things?

Gorilla Glue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I feel like an (gr)ape
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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it β€œA Range Of Tans”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMichoacano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call an ape that knows martial arts?

King kong fu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesyboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What's the scientific name for Apes...

I guess it starts with "Hom-"? i no idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cnreika
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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What do you call south american apes that get quickly delivered packages?

amazon primates

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My wife came last in the Pun About Apes competition.

I might gorilla about it when she gets home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What do you call an ape that likes to barbecue?

Grill-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_iz_smrt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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What do you call an ape made from tobacco?

A cigorilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes soundtrack is prodigiously punny! (X-post from /r/movies, thought you guys would appreciate) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daw…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes OST
  1. "Level Plaguing Field"
  2. "Look Who’s Stalking"
  3. "The Great Ape Processional"
  4. "Past Their Primates"
  5. "Close Encounters of the Furred Kind"
  6. "Monkey to the City"
  7. "The Lost City of Chimpanzee"
  8. "Along Simian Lines"
  9. "Caesar No Evil, Hear No Evil"
  10. "Monkey See, Monkey Coup"
  11. "Gorilla Warfare" 7:37
  12. "The Apes of Wrath"
  13. "Gibbon Take"
  14. "Aped Crusaders"
  15. "How Bonobo Can You Go"
  16. "Enough Monkeying Around"
  17. "Primates for Life"
  18. "Planet of the End Credits"
  19. "Ain’t That a Stinger"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/walruspowers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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dad said this at Rise of the Apes last night

During the charge scene he leans in and says

"Talk about guerrilla warfare"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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