A list of puns related to "Imitator"
Good thing he set the bar so high.
It's a perfect em-mule-ation.
Now I want my Nickelback.
An imitator
Theyβre both the highest forms of flattery
From my friend
I had to put my foot down.
They're both the highest form of flattery!
...although I find most people take it for granite
The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:
"Arghβ¦ kryptonite, getting weakerβ¦"
"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled
"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.
Because it sounded like a "Caw Caw Phony".
48% of Americans chose real butter, whilst the other 51% opted for a substitute.
The study concluded that imitations are only margarineally butter.
Every once in a while I buy the wrong kind of imitation butter at the grocery store. Itβs ok though. Itβs still within my margarine of error
I learned this from an old girlfriend's dad when he did it to her little sister.
Dad: Puts his hand on top of kid's head and squeezes to imitate a rhythmic suction. Then he says "You know what this is?"
Kid: "No what?"
Dad: "It's a brain sucker, you know what it's doing?"
Kid: "Sucking my brain."
Dad: "Nope! It's starving!"
This one gets me every time!
By imitating the sound of a carrot π₯
It was a pail imitation!
"So you're the new imitate, huh?" "Don't you mean inmate?" "Wah, wah, don't you mean inmate wah wah"
Dad told me this one:
A German teacher was having one of his students imitate various objects. He would say car and he would say "vrooom" or sink and he would say "Fsssss" then finally he asks him to imitate a clock and so the student says "tic, tic, tic, tic." And his teachers face moves to an eerie smile and he says, "We have ways of making you toc."
My wife gave birth yesterday. As we were settling into the recovery room, the nurse came in and the baby started to cry. She tried to console him and said to us:
Nurse: He's really just yelling at you saying "Do you know what I've been through today?!"
Me (imitating my wife): Yeah, me!
She was too tired to groan, but I think I'm gonna like this.
... that I decided to put my foot down.
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