Have you heard of the legend of the pirate-boxer?
He had a really nasty left hook
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Did you hear about John Legend's new oil business?
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YouTubers love the Legend of Zelda...
They are always putting a Link in the description.
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︎ Dec 08 2021
Did you hear about the detective who got electrocuted?
His name was Sherlock Ohms.
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︎ Nov 11 2021
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with video games...
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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︎ Dec 20 2021
We sat down to watch The Voice. Apparently, John Legend is launching his own brand of lactose free milk.
Itβs going to be Legend Dairy
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I went to my local park for a Legends of Zelda Festival last weekend. You wonβt believe the name of the band they booked.
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︎ Aug 12 2021
Legend says , he is still 0K.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
John Legend has put out a line of food products, sort of like how Paul Newman did with his salad dressings.
It's called John Legend Dairy.
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︎ Sep 02 2021
Can I tell you something from the bottom of my heart?
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︎ Jul 28 2021
Dis-a-
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︎ May 06 2021
John Legend announced he will become a milkman.
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Jesus Christ is such a legend
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I drew a map, but I forgot the legend
Then I remembered there's a legend reading this post.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.
Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity. The pitiful remnant fights for survival in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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︎ Jul 24 2021
Little known fact: Mortal Kombat is actually an old Scandinavian religious song.
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︎ Sep 17 2021
What do you call a snake that drives an Accord?
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An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.
Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.
Guy 2: Witherspoon
Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.
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Flight Attendant: Is there a Doctor onboard?
Dad: *Nudging me* That should have been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Why don't you save him as a PDF and see if that helps.
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︎ Jul 09 2021
legend dairy
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︎ Jul 07 2019
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling βI stepped on a Bee!β
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Im left all a loan
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︎ Dec 03 2020
One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What is the best character in Raid Shadow Legends?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Aug 19 2021
When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What do you call the place where mythical heroes get their milk?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Apex puns
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︎ Jul 02 2019
True dat.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
The Legend of Zelda is a chain
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︎ Nov 08 2020
A Dell
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Streets are flooding: dad jokes at the ready
I was in the car with my dad and we were stuck in traffic because the streets had been flooding. At one point my dad turned around and said "you need to pee?". I look confused and say "no, not really.". Then my dad puts on the most ridiculously big smile and says " good, we don't need any more flooding".My dad is a flipping legend
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︎ Oct 05 2021
Aang must be so proud
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Filters
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︎ May 17 2020
What's the difference between Robin Hood and an ankle?
One is a legend and the other is a leg end.
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︎ Aug 28 2021
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Have you heard the story of the 200 year old ironsmith?
Legend has it, heβs steel working today.
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︎ Jul 10 2021
Football legend Gary Lineker must be a dad
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︎ Oct 28 2013
I want to make a milk factory and name the company "Legend"
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︎ Jan 18 2016
The man, the myth, the legend
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