Have you heard of the legend of the pirate-boxer?

He had a really nasty left hook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoSlith
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Did you hear about John Legend's new oil business?

Olive Me Loves Olive You

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kk074
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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YouTubers love the Legend of Zelda...

They are always putting a Link in the description.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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Did you hear about the detective who got electrocuted?

His name was Sherlock Ohms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecyriousone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2021
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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with video games...

What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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We sat down to watch The Voice. Apparently, John Legend is launching his own brand of lactose free milk.

It’s going to be Legend Dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotaroba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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I went to my local park for a Legends of Zelda Festival last weekend. You won’t believe the name of the band they booked.

Linkin Park

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Legend says , he is still 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
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John Legend has put out a line of food products, sort of like how Paul Newman did with his salad dressings.

It's called John Legend Dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileyMacabre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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Can I tell you something from the bottom of my heart?

Mitral valve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/claitinhoromarii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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Dis-a-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krismoff
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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John Legend announced he will become a milkman.

It will be Legend Dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Jesus Christ is such a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/octopusspongue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I drew a map, but I forgot the legend

Then I remembered there's a legend reading this post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qaddosh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity. The pitiful remnant fights for survival in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Little known fact: Mortal Kombat is actually an old Scandinavian religious song.

It's a Finnish Hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeaponEquis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2021
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What do you call a snake that drives an Accord?

Anac-(H)onda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goofy_goon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2021
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An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.

Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.

Guy 2: Witherspoon

Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macman1604
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Flight Attendant: Is there a Doctor onboard?

Dad: *Nudging me* That should have been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Graphic Designer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Why don't you save him as a PDF and see if that helps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caduceus_11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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legend dairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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Im left all a loan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...

He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bebelmatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What is the best character in Raid Shadow Legends?

The home button.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzamon42069
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoRenegade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just

LOL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarezloader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call the place where mythical heroes get their milk?

Legend dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangertrager
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Influenz-B
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Apex puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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True dat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibbadvcky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The Legend of Zelda is a chain

It's made of Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uezyteue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A Dell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Streets are flooding: dad jokes at the ready

I was in the car with my dad and we were stuck in traffic because the streets had been flooding. At one point my dad turned around and said "you need to pee?". I look confused and say "no, not really.". Then my dad puts on the most ridiculously big smile and says " good, we don't need any more flooding".My dad is a flipping legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tweetydapigeon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2021
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?

A Missing Link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Filters
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What's the difference between Robin Hood and an ankle?

One is a legend and the other is a leg end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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How do you track Will Smith in the snow?

Fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackfish270
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Have you heard the story of the 200 year old ironsmith?

Legend has it, he’s steel working today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impressiver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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Football legend Gary Lineker must be a dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/treapor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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I want to make a milk factory and name the company "Legend"

It'll be "Legend-Dairy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albatraous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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The man, the myth, the legend
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