Anyway Puns

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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Not a repost, it's a crosspost or something, anyway, enjoy.
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👤︎ u/LatcuTM
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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so anyway im switching my major to marketing...

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

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👤︎ u/JacksonCM
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Who goes Vroom Vroom these days anyway
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👤︎ u/Fishfish16
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Sales were stale anyway
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👤︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
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👤︎ u/WESMAIN
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Does this count?? Idc, imma post it anyway
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👤︎ u/MeltedSSD
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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He won't be allowed to court anyways
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should

[Redacted]

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👤︎ u/staffell
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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How do you get Dick from Richard, anyway? (You ask him nicely, that's how.)
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👤︎ u/PG4044
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Most definitely stolen and a repost but sharing anyway. imgur.com/28438Sk
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👤︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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Cold never bothered me anyway...

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

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👤︎ u/cman_yall
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Not sure if this is a repost but here you go anyway!
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👤︎ u/JustANormalReadee
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Dylan's girlfriend broke up with him and told her she needed some time apart but Dylan went looking for her place anyway.

I guess he didn't know what apartment.

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👤︎ u/Chanureadeats
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Not quite sure if it belongs here but anyways
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👤︎ u/hotrollins
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Probably already been posted but thought it was funny anyway
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👤︎ u/s_jeffers
📅︎ May 12 2019
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The aviary I visited had many birds but none of what I really wanted to see. I had a good time anyway.

No egrets.

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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May be considered maybe not but imma post it anyways

I heard on the news there was a guy in town stealing the wheels of police cars. The cops are working tirelessly to catch him

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👤︎ u/markeylemons2
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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I told my wife not to drop the lettuce, but she did anyway.

Heads rolled.

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👤︎ u/spinn3
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Just let it go... the money never came from you anyway
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👤︎ u/JGesick
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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Don’t know if it’s posted before but here it is anyway
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👤︎ u/shivashooter
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I prefer a bugs life anyway
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👤︎ u/Jayshenny
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Cold cuts never bothered me anyway.
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👤︎ u/tvkyle
📅︎ May 30 2019
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It was no Secret when I went and got my girlfriend the wrong deodorant. She acquiesced reluctantly anyway...

She said, "okay, Sure."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Not sure if this is close enough to a pun, but found it funny anyway.
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👤︎ u/AmethystMonkey
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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Who needs context anyway?
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👤︎ u/ICFAOUNSFI
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Mods are awake. Upvote this picture of Big Pun anyway.
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👤︎ u/Shantotto11
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Not sure how many here will get it, but posting anyway.
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👤︎ u/Furters_44
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing ,Samsung anyway
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👤︎ u/Niwahereza
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Anyway, here's that song.
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👤︎ u/FudgePuffin94
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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While checking in at the hotel: desk person asks if we have reservations, Dad says “we did, but we came anyway”
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👤︎ u/TreeBawb
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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This is probably against the rules but I'm posting it anyway
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👤︎ u/tschatz1010
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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Goose was never going to make it as an ace pilot anyway....

He hit a glass ceiling.

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👤︎ u/GreatCrambino
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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/r/baseball did not appreciate my post - I think it’s better suited here anyway

I have a bunch of stupid baseball questions. I know most of the rules, I just want to make sure I have all my bases covered.

  • Imagine there’s a fan of the team that is currently fielding in the stands, and that said fan has a prosthetic arm. The batter hits a pitch and sends it on a home-run trajectory into the stands. If the fan in the stands throws his arm at the ball and diverts it back in the field of play, can they rightfully say that they were just “lending the team a hand” by stopping the home run?

  • Consider the exact opposite situation - the fan’s team is at bat and the batter hits a fly ball to the outfield. If Elastagirl from the Incredibles just happened to be the fan in question, can she spring into action and catch the ball before the outfielder has the chance to?

  • Now, imagine I smuggled a water gun into the stadium on a particularly hot day, and I managed to squirt sticky black liquid onto the batter. Does that mean he can take a walk since he was “hit by pitch”?

  • Consider the freak circumstance where a ball in motion collides with a bird, causing it to spiral in its descent and eventually collide in turn with an umpire. Can the player responsible for the ball’s motion be ejected from the game due to repeatedly flipping the bird at an umpire?

  • Can a losing team sub out their man on the mound with a large quantity of beer to prolong the game? There’d still be a pitcher on the mound!

  • If a pitcher throws a slider into the strike zone and the batter doesn’t swing, should the umpire consider it a strike, a ball, or the catcher’s dinner?

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👤︎ u/grumpy_princess
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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👤︎ u/cmeilleur1337
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Joining Reddit is like watching an episode of Who's line is it Anyway

You'll soon learn that the points don't matter

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👤︎ u/lemonadeknifefire
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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I kept telling my interviewers that I’m not a plumber, but they offered me the job anyway.

It took a long time to let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Not mine, but from Colin Mochrie in Whose Line Is It Anyway

“Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”

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👤︎ u/macrian
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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The thieves thought they were so smart cutting the video feeds, but they were caught anyway

Everything was being recorded

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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I smelled pretty badly after working at the sewage plant then working out, but went in for a hug from my wife anyway...

She gave me the stink eye as she recoiled away.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?

A subordinate claus!

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👤︎ u/electric__frog
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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This morning I burnt my toast but I was in a rush so I ate it anyway. It upset my stomach...

I must be black-toast intolerant.

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👤︎ u/mr627990
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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So I was trying to think up a witty pun one day. Anyway, Indian food.

How's that for a Naan Sequitur?

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👤︎ u/Fear_N_Whiskey
📅︎ Jan 10 2016
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Well, I thought it was funny anyway.
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👤︎ u/AmongOurFriends
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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Hey i thought this joke was a little overrated but I'll share it anyway

Rated^A^joke

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👤︎ u/outofbound_
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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