Your uncle just loves to up the ante.
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Import-ant pun
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Ants are cool
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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ants
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My 13-year-old told me he has an ant bite.

I asked if he has an Uncle Chew. He hasn't acknowledged me in half an hour. I can't stop laughing.

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Why don't ants get coronavirus

Because they have antibodies

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Boi Ant
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Do you know that ants never get sick?

It's because they have anty bodies.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?

Socially dissed ant

Courtesy of my dad

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Why don't ants get coronavirus?

Because they're good at keeping 6 feet apart.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They are all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles!

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Why do male ants float in water ?

Because they are boy-ant

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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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What do ants drink when they wake up?

Ground coffee

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Why are there no ants in churches?

Because they are in sects.

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I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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Why donโ€™t ants have dicks?

Because theyโ€™d be uncles

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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If you eat ants...

do you get tia's in your eyes?

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Why do ants rarely get sick?

Because they have so many anty-bodies

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So I went to my room and saw 10 ants scrambling around, I felt bad so I decided to build them a home.

Now they are my tenants.

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How to tell the gender of an ant?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats...

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.

Now Iโ€™m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antybodies.

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I made a pact with the ants in a sacred grove...

It was a coven-ant covenant.

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The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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How can you tell which ants are females?

Because all of the males are called uncles.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a confident and stylish, male fire ants?

Flamboyant

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why doesn't an ant get Coronavirus ?

Cause they have anty bodies.

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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.

It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!

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What do plโ€™ants say when their about to get watered?
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What keeps ants from getting coronavirus?

It's their little anty bodies.

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My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote โ€œAntโ€ in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.

You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!

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Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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Why canโ€™t ants get the corona virus?

Because theyโ€™re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)

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What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique

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Why donโ€™t ants get covid?

They have antibodies

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Scientists have discovered ants donโ€™t catch Covid 19..

Itโ€™s because they have anty bodies.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The Ants House
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Why donโ€™t ants have coronavirus?

Because they have anty-bodies

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Today I ate like 300 ants.

I saw a bunch of ants swarming around a Snickers bar on the ground. I thought to myself "What a coincidence, I just ate a Snickers too!"

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why donโ€™t ants have balls?

Because the donโ€™t like to dance.

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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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What do you call an ant that gives you advice?

A Consultant.

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Why donโ€™t ants have balls?

Because if they did they would be uncles

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why are ants immune during this global pandemic?

Because they have little antibodies.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you get when you pull all the legs off an ant?

6 feet apart.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Did you know that all ants are females?

There are no uncles, just aunts.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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How come 11 ants couldnโ€™t park their cars at their ant hill?

Because parking is for ten ants only!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Boy ants float WHO KNEW
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What is this? A soda can for ants?
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?

Because they're not tenants

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I didnโ€™t realize ants stole so many handbags

If they didnโ€™t, why do we need anti-purse-per-ant

Itโ€™s my first time, be gentle.

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Why can't ants fund illegal activities ?

They have Anti Money Laundering

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony wasnโ€™t bad, but the reception was fantastic!

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My friend's place is infested with ants, but he doesn't care.

He's just ignorant

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My son just threw a milk carton at me

How dairy

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Did you know you can tell the sex of ants by placing them in water.

A female will sink, if it doesnโ€™t itโ€™s buoyant.

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Why are al ants females

Otherwise they'd be uncles

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Putting away groceries, I noticed there were some ants crawling in our sink.

Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?

My gf (shrugging): Idunno.

Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day

Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex

Because they were not tenants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SkyStar1991
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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How do you know if an ant is a male or a female?

They're all females, otherwise they'd be uncles

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ResponsibleDust0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I put a handful of ants down my pants the other day

It was a bit of an anti-climax

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My little brother keeps annoying me with this ant and ticks he found...

I am really getting tired of his ant ticks

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What does an ant take to get rid of heartburn?

An antacid

I'm a single mom so I feel its ok for me to post this (and it made my daughter facepalm)

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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, โ€œCan you imagine being that strong?โ€

So I picked up the leaf and said, โ€œYes.โ€

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Two ants seemed to be having a race on a package.

A 3rd ant joined, and beat them both, and started gloating about it.

The two ants said, "that wasn't a race. We were just following instructions."

The 3rd ant asked, "what instructions?"

The two ants said, "see right here, it says 'tear across dotted line.'"

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why do ants never get sick?

Because they have anty bodies

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did you know that ants never get sick?

Because they have antibodies...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LegendaryBroku
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Tenants!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cmndrshprd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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How can you tell which gender an ant is?

Put it in a bowl of water!

If it sinks, itโ€™s a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cmndrshprd
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Do you know why ants can't get COVID-19?

Because they have little anty bodies.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why canโ€™t ants get sick?

They have little Anty-bodies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PharmSystem
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick?

Because of their antybodies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeLasRocas
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How do you tell the sex of an ant

Drop it in water.

If itโ€™s a girl: girl ant.

If itโ€™s a boy ...

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick

Because they have little anty bodies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LaughingHyena12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Ants do not seem to get the coronavirus.

Maybe, because they have the antibodies.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2020
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How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....

Buoyant.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lez566
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick

Because they have little ant-i-bodies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/archrival33
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Did you know you can tell if an ant is a boy or a girl by dropping it in water?

If it sinks it's a girl ant

If it floats it's boy ant

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water

If it sinks, girl ant and if it floats, buoyant

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ArchaicAlien
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Saw 10 homeless ants

Decided to build them a house to live in and charge them rent. Now I collect rent from my tenants

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bluetoken12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SaneTuesday
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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How do you tell the gender of an ant

Drop it in water If it stinks: girl ant If it floats: ......

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_Necr1s_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

You throw them in water, if it sinks, itโ€™s a girl ant, and if it floats, itโ€™s a...

Buoyant!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/comefindme1231
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water

If it drowns, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/That1Cockysoab420
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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How do you identify the gender of an ant?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant If it floats, it's buoyant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/avigyan_33
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Whatโ€™s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stallma86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

Tenants

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kevonthe2nd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bapposhallhacko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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You can tell an antโ€™s gender by putting it in the water.

If it sinks, itโ€™s a girl. If it floats, itโ€™s buoyant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SkyStar1991
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why donโ€™t ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/H2O_is_Great
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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