Aglaea Puns

Stroking Young Dick With My Step-Daughter - Aglaea Productions - Desiree Audri, Leilani Lei

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Daphne: I want my ship back!!!

Artemis and Zeus: this is going to be the definition awkward. Artemis is going to be a mess between all the secrets and lies that are around her and now just learning she is the daughter of a god she greatly dislike. However, we know that she is going to be Zeus favorite child after Athena: she is beautiful, committed, competent, a eternel virgin and like no other of his daughters, she looks like him (all his children by era, kind of look like her, and Athena could pass as Hades daughter). Apollo is going to be so mad that he likes her better than him.

Also, I suspect that she is going to created her group of virgin hunters, when she knows all the true about Apollo.

Demophon and Triptolemus: The sons of Celeus, the King of Eleusis, and his Queen Metanira. Since Zeus took her power, I don't think we are going to see Demeter trying to "bake" Demophon into a god, but I think she going to teach Triptolemus all the know-how of the food industry and optimization of their crops, and maybe spare Eleusis of the worst of the famine to come. She may acknowledge the parenting mystiques she did while raising Kore while taking care of them.

Aglaea: the youngest of the Kharites, oficial event planners of the Olympus, and Hephaestus second wife after his divorce from Aphrodite. Basically, I want to see my tech nerdy boy happy, and I love the irony that he, the outcast coming from one of the most chaotic families and toxic marriages of the Olympus, has one of the happiest families in greek mythology.

A possible epilogue:

Zagreus, Makaria and Melinoe: Yes, I want my chthonic babies. I want cute family moments, I want to see Hecate teaching Melinoe magic, Makaria learning the trade from Thanatos and Zagreus being his father pride and joy... I know that Zagreus might be a adopted child since we already saw Seleme, but are we going to se his death too?

Orpheus and Euridice: I blame Hadestown for this, but I really want to see this two in LO and how our Hades and Persephone handle this situation. I totally can see the dialogue of:

Persephone(surprised): Hades, you let them go...

Hades (pessimistic): I let them try.

Not, because he is going to something to stop the lovers, but because the real obstacle to over come is Tartarus it self.

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Heya everyone, and sorry that I kept you waiting - the name of this part truly describes it, because oh boy did Hera manage to surprise me a lot while doing research. There may be a lot of easy scenarios one can come up regarding her, but once you put your mind in the gutter and start to think of them some more you end up realizing that most of them don’t really work in the world of Kid Icarus - that’s it, that’s the big surprise. Hera’s really hard figure to adapt without taking some heavy liberties for Kid Icarus! Typical culprit for this was Zeus and how his presence was necessary for the myth to keep on going, that was to be expected considering how he's not present in the games and therefore not causing problems, but there was also certain other factor that made scenario-crafting harder than one would’ve expected. So with all this being said, how did Olympus’ very own grumpy grandma surprise me and how I think that could affect her possible characterization if adapted?

To the background and history of her, Hera (Juno) is best known as the Queen of the Gods and she was Zeus’ third wife after the Oceanid Metis and the Titaness of divine law and order Themis - that is unless you lived in the city of Dodona, where it was believed the the Titaness Dione was the spouse of Zeus. Though with the knowledge that her name literally just means She-Zeus and how she’s pretty much a non-entity in the mythos, she most likely just was a female form of Zeus who during the Dark Ages separated into her own entity but never got any meaningful characterization to make her actually memorable to people who lived outside Dodona. So I guess in this sense Aphrodite is still motherless, now it’s just Zeus who’s her father rather than Uranos and no important body parts were lost in the process of making her.

Back to Hera, she’s the goddess of marriage, women, childbirth and family, and her name can be found in Mycenaean Linear B descriptions. In art she’s typically portrayed as a regally dressed beautiful woman with a polos on her head, a type of crown only her, Rhea and Cybele have been shown to wear. Her retinue is composed of Iris, the only deity on Greek mythology who actually matches the description of an angel and her two daughters, the goddess of youth Hebe (Juventus) and the goddess of childbirth Eileithyia (Lucina). She’s the youngest daughter of Cronus and Rhea, though in Iliad she calls herself their eldest one - it’s probably meant to be taken as that Cronus d

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

Nothing, he was gladiator.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.