Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I applied for a job at Amazon.

I told them I'll arrive for the interview between 9&5.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Did you heard about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My boyfriend’s cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....

He’s Jack in the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmeeeskai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon.

I'll let you know...

Edit: For those that want the results

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Amazon is clever sometimes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXSCXR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LupinDaThird777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...

She says it was worth the weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creativedamages
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I dared to ask my wife why she is ordering a giant tub of Whiteout from Amazon.

Big mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars

So i can give them 4/4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifshiddiq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Did you hear about the animals that shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime-mates!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Amazon really be having the biggest Flash Sale of the Summer...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mbs3
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Why did Amazon stop selling linguine?

It was pasta its Prime

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I tried looking on Amazon for a lighter

All it came up with was 1,623,203 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattyrob575
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspokeycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Amazon prime

After getting laid off of work I can no longer to be afford to be an amazon prime member…

I had to break it to my wife that we must now be

Amazon U.S.D.A. Choice members

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samsoom2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.

Still made it to my door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoodleMaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I ordered some glue online using Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

It’s probably stuck in the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I ordered an egg and a chicken of Amazon

I wonder which one will come first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlippTheNipp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an amazon account?

Prime-mates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SebastianLi1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Optimus Amazon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hulk1755
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

Thatβ€˜s a really expensive net!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyInSoup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I will let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harlienx900
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon.

I will let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glidingadmiral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I've ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Just ordered eggs and a chicken off Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisStupidBot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubzeroMeltdown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I ordered a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon

I'll let you know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxanne_12784
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon

I'll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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