So I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/POOTIS113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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There's an Amazon Forest but no Microsoft Forest - why is that?

It's been logged out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/World-Tight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Jeff Bezos stepped down from CEO of Amazon...

It's too bad.

He was in his Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.

But it turned out to be spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Such a shame that Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon.

He really is in his prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.

Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.

That sail has shipped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?

Because it was de-livered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I applied for a job at Amazon.

I told them I'll arrive for the interview between 9&5.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon.

I'll let you know...

Edit: For those that want the results

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Amazon is clever sometimes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXSCXR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My boyfriend’s cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....

He’s Jack in the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmeeeskai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LupinDaThird777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...

She says it was worth the weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creativedamages
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I dared to ask my wife why she is ordering a giant tub of Whiteout from Amazon.

Big mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars

So i can give them 4/4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifshiddiq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Amazon really be having the biggest Flash Sale of the Summer...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mbs3
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspokeycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why did Amazon stop selling linguine?

It was pasta its Prime

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I need a liver transplant, luckily you can just get them from Amazon these days. It should be arriving today...

The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I tried looking on Amazon for a lighter

All it came up with was 1,623,203 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattyrob575
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.

Still made it to my door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoodleMaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Amazon prime

After getting laid off of work I can no longer to be afford to be an amazon prime member…

I had to break it to my wife that we must now be

Amazon U.S.D.A. Choice members

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samsoom2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

And now, we wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Did you see Jeff Bezos stepped down as Amazon CEO?

Quit while he was in his Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you heard about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyInSoup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

Thatβ€˜s a really expensive net!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Did you hear about the animals that shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime-mates!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I will let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harlienx900
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Just ordered eggs and a chicken off Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisStupidBot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on amazon.

I will let you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glidingadmiral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I ordered a Chicken and an Egg from Amazon

I'll let you know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxanne_12784
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I've ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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