I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Amazon prime

After getting laid off of work I can no longer to be afford to be an amazon prime member…

I had to break it to my wife that we must now be

Amazon U.S.D.A. Choice members

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samsoom2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I had a horrible nightmare that my Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime service all got interrupted. .

Thank goodness it was only a bad stream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I think my Ex is using my Amazon Prime Account..

I can't really accuse her, but she is the prime suspect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Amazon in its prime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfranklin243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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Why did Amazon Prime temporarily change its name to Amazon Rime?

Because it needed a P break

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kujifunza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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One way to solve the current water shortage is to integrate all Amazon Prime accounts.

According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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If Amazon sold meat, it would be Prime rib.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neragonian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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In regards to the Amazon Prime Day let down

Shared an article with friends talking about how much of a let down the sales were for the Amazon Prime Day today.

Friend: "Go figure. All hype, no deliver."

Me: "Well, they are delivering. Two-day free shipping even!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cohesioN241
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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What do you call the chief of an ancient Amazonian tribe?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaimesBond
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"

"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.

As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brosengr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My 9 year old son asked me yesterday: "What is Optimus's favorite app?

Amazon Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2inHard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call a female warrior from Cybertron?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglarinn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsomeguy222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why does a duck have feathers?

To cover up his butt quack.

I’m watching β€œDaddyβ€˜s Home 2β€œ on Amazon Prime right now. I’m crying with laughter...it just hit me so funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Just got my wife with this one!

Wife: [Talking about Amazon's Prime Photos app] Me: Did I tell you my friend just bought his house off of Amazon's latest app? Wife: No. What's their latest app? Me: Prime Real Estate. Me: [Gets smacked.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prophetuscaecus
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Did you hear the name of the new, extremely tall female Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isarealboy13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Did you hear that the largest online retailer started selling steaks?

Amazon Prime Rib.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_drumstic_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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Echo Prime Dot Joke

My brother got an amazon prime dot and asked it for a joke:

"What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall?"

"Damn"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitroGamer447
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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What do you get when you take the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddykinz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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What's the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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