Panacea Puns

"I'm not feeling great today. It's one of those bad days (clinical depression) and I need some time to take care for myself." I have something something here to cheer you up! - moves his hips and point at his dick.

"Sure, let's watch that movie. I just want to fix a snack first." I have some sausage you can snack on - points at his dick.

"My sister called, my grandma (in her 90s) caught Covid. She's vaccinated, but at her age we still worry." Take a ride on this, will take your mind off things. Points at his dick.

You know what? Fuck you and your dick. How about some fucking empathy. How about offering me your shoulder instead of your penis. I don't care how great you think your penis is, it's not called 42 and it's not the answer to everything. I am so turned off by you because you act like your penis is gonna fix everything in my life.

Rant over.

I'm not sure how often people bring up the topic of Amy making money with her power.

And I'm not even talking about charging for healing. I mean things like growing rare plants and spices, or animal by-products like fur, leather, feathers, ambergris, and god only knows what else.

I know some stories like The Body Shop have mentioned stuff like that, but I'm curious what other uses people could think of.

I posted a chapter tonight with a little detail concerning Panacea/Amy that seems to have hit a note. 4.4 Sforzando One Night in Brocton Makes the hard man humble Part of Drummer Girl.

The specific bit is Amy Costume/Sad-Tired-Annoyed :

“What? You thought we sent her out with nothing? She has motorcycle plates over her stomach and back. Good thing they have stretchy straps too.” She nodded to Panacea, who was pulling her hood up. “Now stoop a little, Amy. Act tired and woebegone and no one will bother you.”

Panacea leaned my way and stage whispered. “Like ALWAYS.”

She followed Carol out, suddenly such a sad sack I wanted to do something to cheer her up.

Laserdream finished up her lace-tying to add in stage whisper. “It’s part of the brand and keeps her from having to fend off boob jobs or scraped knees. No one wants to interact with a tired, irritable healer that might just give you warts for making their shitty lives worse.”

Has no one else pondered what Amy has on under the robes or why she would be like she was in canon? As a planned look to keep the supplicants at bay. And the rest of New Wave being so clearly self-righteous as not to allow payment for services as a way to block back channel requests before they showed.

Somehow I doubt this is original, though I can't remember where I might have gotten it. Is there any other takes like this? Credit where it is due.

“there are signs the Merck and Pfizer pills won’t be as safe, effective and widely available as some initially thought they might be.”

https://money.yahoo.com/dreams-covid-pill-panacea-dashed-095531014.html

Hi, I am making a variant of the Celestial Forge for Amy to use on a trip around the multiverse. Basically, her shard had others map out the future once it attached to Amy and it found out what a shit host she was going to be. The shard the contacted this guy:

https://external-preview.redd.it/PK9_9bHbX1JAzkozCElkzLAUCOhHIRGwAJQB7Q1I1W0.jpg?auto=webp&s=cc1ee50d2557d0fc7742628169311efc505291f7

To fix Amy. How the shard got in contact will never be addressed. Suffice to say, he took the job. But changes did not occur in Amy fast enough to suit Shaper (shard's name) so Shaper brought Amy back to him to try again. This annoyed the guy so he locked Amy and Shaper out of their home universe for a set amount of time and is sending them jumping.

Amy's Celestial Forge basically consists of anything to do with shaping biology. Although that is not quite broad enough. For example, she gets a willpower perk that allows her to overcome the t-virus of Resident Evil. I have been calling it the Wetware Celestial Forge. Here is a link if you want a better idea of what I am talking about.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kivbIQ9zVTYWXqgtu_t1le3Ozz1oA5volXDw1I_lmUo/edit?usp=drivesdk

Also, this is not a completed document. There is much clean-up to be done and still more things to add. Like I am going to have a section dedicated to soul manipulation. I just had to stop working on it for a while because in the last three days I have gone over twenty Jumpdocs pulling perks for the forge and I have at least twenty-five more to go.

That leads me to where I am now. Where should Amy end up? I know she is at least going to pass through Resident Evil, Hollow Knight, Circle of Magic, and to top it off I want her to appear in the Emperor of Mankind's throne room and heal him.

I think Resident Evil would be a good first jump because of how easy it would be for Amy. Just a chance to get her feet wet. But I am not sure that all these are the jumps she should take and they are for sure not in the correct order. What about going to the alien universe? Or is there somewhere you want to see a bitchy healer end up that I should consider?

Are there any things I need to clarify? Thanks for reading! And thank you to the subreddit at large for the encouragement to make this my own thing.

So i just bought Petersons abominations and i find the Panacea scenario absolutely brilliant, however, i would like to extended it somewhat since were looking for a more long form game. Also i think the scenario starts of with a way disgusting topic, that i think should have some build up to it. So i need to brainstorm some ideas on some things to add.

One idea i have is to investigate a disappearance of a person, who unofficially was sent medication by the evil rich guy. This would manifest in an extreme appetite to fuel the transformation, leaving his house a mess, with some pretty weird stuff, like evidence of someone eating things normally inedible, like raw turmeric powder, as well as large amounts of shed skin. Im thinking some animal-y stuff, like an attempt to make a human-sized birds nest, in which stolen objects could be found. Then to tie it into the scenario there would be a letter thanking the rich guy for sending him some of his medication, as well as some detail in the letter that could explain why his change was way faster (improper storage of the drug?). Authorities would likely explain all of this as being caused by the guys original medical condition, but the investigators would find out about the rich guys party and then the content from the original scenario would be used.

If you have any ideas on how to improve this with details or maybe different scene to add please don’t hesitate to share.

So I must have missed this when they changed their medical loyalty program a few months ago, but Panacea has limited their loyalty points usage to $50 per transaction. I had been letting the points build for a day when I had a large transaction and was told it’s now a $50 limit per purchase/transaction.

Maybe this changed when they changed the system last year, but it’s a bummer.

They can cure any ailment or injury, restore youth and vigor, and in large quantities induce immortality.

And yes, you constantly receive the benefits of them, since your bodily fluids are, by definition, found inside your body.

COP26 climate summit showed us how world politicians will pat themselves on their backs to reach last minute agreements. Mankind now waits with bated breath to see whether countries have fulfilled the promises they have made and whether these promises will help the planet. If the rest of our climate progress reflects any transportation policy, then we are going to face a difficult future. The best and boldest transportation action our leaders can envisage is the widespread adoption of electric vehicles (EV)-vaguely about active and public transportation. It may be so for the many reactionary politicians, many companies and some drivers, that electric cars are exciting. They give us the illusion that we are drastically reducing our impact on the environment while hardly changing our way of life. But the role of electric vehicles is what internal combustion engine vehicles (ICE) have always done for our urban areas. They make the distance between the places where we live, work and shop farther. But an expanding city is not sustainable. Endlessly constructing green spaces and replacing forest or agricultural land with low-density housing will consume a lot of limited resources. The further our cities develop, the less we are interested in building them to the scale required for the effective use of water, sewage, electricity, and public transportation in our urban areas.

Electric vehicles make our cities less attractive and efficient. We need consensus for more sustainable modes of transportation. Regardless of the method of propulsion adopted, 1.35 million people worldwide are killed each year by driving a car. In the province of Punjab, 4294 accidents were reported, with more than 3100 people were killed last year according to government statistics. More cars in a city means more parking space, less space, and more dangers for active mode and inefficient public transportation.

There is currently no clear and sustainable way to manage the e-waste generated by electric vehicles. Electric cars are not "green". They still use tires that generate a lot of waste streams. Tire wear will produce microplastics, which will eventually enter our waterways and oceans. Although electric vehicles use regenerative braking, which is better than traditional internal combustion engine vehicles, they still use brake pads when braking. Braking generates toxic dust.

Even with a rapid shift to electric vehicles, approximately 80% of vehicles entering the fleet in this de

just noticed this new token but I don't see anyone talking about it.

Any idea what it is about ?

google is showing lots of links but not sure if its related.

So Rubin died because I didn't get the cure, so I went back to the beggining of day 6 to fix this. I was following the panacea quest by testing the antibiotics made by infected organs. I kept testing them until I got the thought that says something like it's futile keep trying this for discovering the panacea. It seems like, from this point on, if I sleept I would get a dream that would lead me to the Shekhen, Living Blood, etc. But this dream simply doesn't happen. I tried talking about making the cure to the Bachelor at the Broken Heart, Sticky at my house and also Rubin, that is sleeping(?) in his apartment, but still no dream. I know that if I don't discover the panacea before the inquisitor arrives, he will die, and I want to avoid this, but I simply can't get the dream. Anyway, I moved on, until I got another problem.

On the night of day 7, when visiting Murky's Friend, the Changeling doesn't offer me the option to take the plague and save Murky, I have that line of dialogue that says "the plague is a conspiracy" and tried all kind of different dialogues with her and Murky, but always at the end of the conversation Clara says I cant save everyone and Murky dies. What the hell do I have to do? Keep im mind that I already saved her in this same save, I can't think anything I did differently during this rollback in day 6 that would change these.

Can someone shed a light on me? Thanks