My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Which movie director like to work in 3D?

Stanley Cubic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cyryoonake
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3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out

Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".

Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marjers
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
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My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.

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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a 3D video call that won’t stop screaming?

A hollergram

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlexOfTheEarth
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A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering

Polygon but not forgotten.

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Even though 3D games are common, sometimes I like to play 2D games still. But never 1D games.

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maimonides_vii
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My first try at 3D printing
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vitnage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2019
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2017
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My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor imgur.com/3jAlX9q
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeadSpawner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2019
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Should I feel bad for making this in Paint 3D?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMrNarwhal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2019
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Is this considered proper usage of a 3d printer?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/locutus90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07 2018
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2019
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How did the 3DS die?

Not with a bang, with a Lite Switch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBoss-v1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...

Was it the latter or the former?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Scientists have created human feces with the help of a 3D printer.

Shit just got real.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2019
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While my wife and her dad were working on a huge 3D puzzle...

Wife, having trouble finding a piece - "I was really on a roll there for a while, now I feel like I'm -"

Her dad "- more of a Danish?"

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Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?

He was getting a head of himself

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeshanator98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2018
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How does a 3D modeler travel long distances?

With a polygon plane!

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πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2016
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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acemask
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2018
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After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnknownPerson69
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I was looking into creating a 3D model for a project - I had the body already done for me and I needed to do some R&D about the rest of it. Found this really nice source reference to help me plan a head. the-blueprints.com/bluepr…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamesthatown
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My dad, on 3D movies

Dad: i can't believe we're going to see a cartoon Me: there's a lot of depth to Pixar movies Dad: yeah, especially if it's in 3D!

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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer

The former is a latter and the latter is a former

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scooterT12
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lbucas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2018
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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
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"3D printers can print guns now!"

Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2019
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3d printers can print guns now!

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
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