Wrappings Puns

It’s a gift

So I said they'll have to preform for me sometime

It's pretty kinky

Tape worm

Lycanthropescribe.

"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."

W: I am a terrible wrapper
Me: I know. I definitely wouldn't call you Yeezy.
W: I hate you right now.

Later on while still wrapping.

W: You are so much better at wrapping than I am
Me: I am still not at Yeezy level yet
W: I'm going to stab you with these scissors

One present left, and just scraps of wrapping paper left, and I decide to not let them go to waste.

W: Don't be a ghetto wrapper
Me: Like Yeezy?
W: I want a divorce

Plastic can be too!

couldn't wrap my head around it...

It's one of my gifts.

Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)

Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?

Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.

She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.

Dad: I'm a pretty good wrapper for a dad

*I nod*

Dad: I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop to rock it

. . .

Wife: "I really need to get this present wrapped before we go."

Me: "Would you say you have a pressing need?"

It was an iron.

"Man, I wrapped these Christmas presents pretty badly. Still, I'm not as bad at wrapping as Vanilla Ice!"

My dad was sitting on the floor wrapping some Christmas presents for my brothers.

Mom: You realize it's almost midnight right?

Dad: Yeah I know I'm wrapping it up.

She just groaned and walked off to the bedroom

Me: I have no idea how to wrap this.

Dad: It's okay, you don't need to know how to rap if you can sing.

Mom: ooooh look at that piece. Want it now, or in your package?

Dad: in his package?! No one wants that in their package. I just had a physical. Trust me. You don't want that in your package.

Me: haha thanks for the advice dad. Keep the cheesy potatoes out of my package. I'll remember that one.