A list of puns related to "Wrapping"
Not many words rhyme with “paper”.
The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."
It's pretty kinky
"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."
Lycanthropescribe.
W: I am a terrible wrapper
Me: I know. I definitely wouldn't call you Yeezy.
W: I hate you right now.
Later on while still wrapping.
W: You are so much better at wrapping than I am
Me: I am still not at Yeezy level yet
W: I'm going to stab you with these scissors
One present left, and just scraps of wrapping paper left, and I decide to not let them go to waste.
W: Don't be a ghetto wrapper
Me: Like Yeezy?
W: I want a divorce
couldn't wrap my head around it...
It's one of my gifts.
Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)
Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?
Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.
She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.
Dad: I'm a pretty good wrapper for a dad
*I nod*
Dad: I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop to rock it
. . .
Wife: "I really need to get this present wrapped before we go."
Me: "Would you say you have a pressing need?"
It was an iron.
"Man, I wrapped these Christmas presents pretty badly. Still, I'm not as bad at wrapping as Vanilla Ice!"
Me: I have no idea how to wrap this.
Dad: It's okay, you don't need to know how to rap if you can sing.
My dad was sitting on the floor wrapping some Christmas presents for my brothers.
Mom: You realize it's almost midnight right?
Dad: Yeah I know I'm wrapping it up.
She just groaned and walked off to the bedroom
Mom: ooooh look at that piece. Want it now, or in your package?
Dad: in his package?! No one wants that in their package. I just had a physical. Trust me. You don't want that in your package.
Me: haha thanks for the advice dad. Keep the cheesy potatoes out of my package. I'll remember that one.
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