The hardest thing about wrapping paper is...

Not many words rhyme with β€œpaper”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremec
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on

The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1989JY_Ked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I’m excellent at wrapping presents...

It’s a gift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckySPWN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What’s the best worm for wrapping presents?

Tape worm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I get aroused by wrapping myself in an old, mangled garden hose

It's pretty kinky

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Just happened a few minutes ago. Whilst wrapping an easel for our daughter my better half said "how am I going to wrap this?" I replied "Easely". Not even a smile :( wasted talent here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyp433
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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The Waitress saw me and my gf were wrapping up our meals. "Y'all wanna box for your leftovers?"

"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."

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What does a werewolf YouTuber with a lisp say as each of their videos is wrapping up?

Lycanthropescribe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GzG92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I have the gift for the gab, but I need to work on wrapping it up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Just did this while wrapping presents

W: I am a terrible wrapper
Me: I know. I definitely wouldn't call you Yeezy.
W: I hate you right now.

Later on while still wrapping.

W: You are so much better at wrapping than I am
Me: I am still not at Yeezy level yet
W: I'm going to stab you with these scissors

One present left, and just scraps of wrapping paper left, and I decide to not let them go to waste.

W: Don't be a ghetto wrapper
Me: Like Yeezy?
W: I want a divorce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Paper makes tearable wrapping.

Plastic can be too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redmouse9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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I ran out of wrapping paper this christmas and didn't know what to do. It's too bad I

couldn't wrap my head around it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samthefireball
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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I love this time of year because I'm really good at wrapping presents

It's one of my gifts.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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Christmas Wrapping is the Best

Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)

Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?

Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.

She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodagger217
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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Outside wrapping my brothers birthday presents with my dad

Dad: I'm a pretty good wrapper for a dad

*I nod*

Dad: I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop to rock it

. . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gravitationalBS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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My wife was wrapping a wedding present...

Wife: "I really need to get this present wrapped before we go."

Me: "Would you say you have a pressing need?"

It was an iron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geerlingguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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So I finished wrapping all my Christmas presents...

"Man, I wrapped these Christmas presents pretty badly. Still, I'm not as bad at wrapping as Vanilla Ice!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarrington
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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So I was struggling with Christmas present wrapping...

Me: I have no idea how to wrap this.

Dad: It's okay, you don't need to know how to rap if you can sing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_victory
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Dad doing some Christmas present wrapping

My dad was sitting on the floor wrapping some Christmas presents for my brothers.

Mom: You realize it's almost midnight right?

Dad: Yeah I know I'm wrapping it up.

She just groaned and walked off to the bedroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuniorOneNut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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Mom was wrapping up leftovers after dinner and dad comes up with this.

Mom: ooooh look at that piece. Want it now, or in your package?

Dad: in his package?! No one wants that in their package. I just had a physical. Trust me. You don't want that in your package.

Me: haha thanks for the advice dad. Keep the cheesy potatoes out of my package. I'll remember that one.

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