I have the gift for the gab, but I need to work on wrapping it up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments

β€œThey’re going to be napping papers”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepoid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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β€œDad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”

Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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β€œDad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?” reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Having your mom help you wrap a gift
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagnasty15
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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Having your mom help you wrap a gift
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagnasty15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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My mom had a bit of a panic this morning when none of the gifts were wrapped.

My dad said not to worry. He's doing them presently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrIQy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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Dad gifts gaming PC to his sons in individual parts and wraps the components with some dad jokes.

http://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/1tnxio/my_kids_asked_for_a_gaming_computer_for_christmas/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutda7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My girlfriend's parents probably expect to be grandparents after this one

My girlfriend's mom was opening her Christmas gift when her sister asks why the wrapping paper says "Snow time" on it since there is no snow this Christmas.

I immediately come back with,

"Because there is snow time like the present!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistafyed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

i c e i c e w a t e r

Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmanofdoom95
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Every year my mom asks me...

To wrap her gifts to my kids. You wouldn’t know by looking at me but I’m pretty good! Some would say I’m a Grammy nominated wrapper!

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Your mom and I need privacy!

Got wife good tonight. She had just laid out all the kid's Xmas presents in the guest room with sacks and wrapping paper, scissors, etc and instructed me how she wanted it done.

Then our daughter barges in. Wife scrambles to cover the gifts. So I say:

> "Mommies and Daddies need privacy sometimes. We have sacks in here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xstreamly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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dad just got me

Dad: I'm going to go wrap a gift for your mother. Well, maybe I'll just sing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahifuck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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I knew my sisters had gotten me a new small lamp for my birthday

I shook the wrapped gift and said.. This feels a little light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andthatsthefunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Happy Holidays Edition

I was over at a friend's house a couple of weeks ago when his dad stopped by. I've had this friend for twenty years, and his father knew me since I was a wee lad. All of the Christmas decorations are strewn through the neighborhood, including my friends neighbors house whose yard is filled with these 4 foot tall wrapped Christmas gifts adorned with colorful lights. My friend's dad looked out the window and saw the boxes. "Say, your neighbors left some pretty big presents out in the yard." My friend replies, "You should take 'em, save money on your. Christmas shopping." His dad instantly says, "They might be too big to fit in my car. Although, they do look pretty...light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murmur322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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β€œDad, why did you wrap my birthday gift with this weird fabric?”

β€œI wanted my presents felt.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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