My obese friend in the UK just order a bunch of workout equipment.

He already feels hundreds of pounds lighter.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/30ChefCurry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
🚨︎ report
Barry Allen likes to listen to The Rolling Stones when he workouts

His favorite is β€œjumpin’ jack flash”

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
🚨︎ report
I workout at a facility that only plays The Doors.

I call it the Gym Morrison.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VengefulVendetta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of workout does a vampire hate?

CrossFit.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/spawnthink
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
🚨︎ report
I only do ab workouts in a hallway

because it’s a core-idor!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
🚨︎ report
I told my employer to workout

now I'm a boss

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
🚨︎ report
I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...

Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.

Saved you a klick.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Our mix of horror and workouts
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mirarom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend has a mollusk farm which he says gives him a good workout...

He has big mussels.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you know when you've had a good Jurassic workout?

You're dyin' of sore

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jburn09
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
🚨︎ report
That didn’t workout
πŸ‘︎ 117
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KingDoughy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
🚨︎ report
I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.

I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Just a normal workout
πŸ‘︎ 596
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Me: Finished my workout, has 50 burpees

Dad: have your roommate pat you on the back to get rid of them

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
🚨︎ report
The other day my friend asked me what my favourite workout was

I said, "jack squat, I do it all day".

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
🚨︎ report
That didn’t Workout
πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Nca3001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
🚨︎ report
There was a line of people outside of the gym I workout at the other day. I found it quite weird as the line of people were paying money just to hit each other.

Guess you could call it a punchline.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/STRAlGHTCANCER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend gets a real good workout at his giant bivalve mollusc farm...

He has big mussels!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
🚨︎ report
How do swimmers workout?

They do pool-ups

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WhichDesigner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
🚨︎ report
Time to workout

What do you get when you work out your abs during quarantine?

A 6-pack of Corona

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDuktig
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Give up your hip workout.

It's a waist of time.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobrasada1009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
🚨︎ report
What is Jesus’s favorite workout?

Crossfit

πŸ‘︎ 39
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
🚨︎ report
How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?

Thor.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Today I only had time for a mini-workout

It was short but sweat

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain-Americano
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
🚨︎ report
How did the T-rex feel after his workout?

A little Dinosore

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Nova997
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I asked my girlfriend how her workout was...

She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."

To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"

Hahahahaha I'm so funny.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/slimjander
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
🚨︎ report
It'll workout
πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gardunkachunk
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
🚨︎ report
What is a pirates least favourite workout?

Peg day

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Broccoli_dicks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
🚨︎ report
workout
πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/uhmoddd
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What’s the most popular workout song in Southeast Asia?

β€œEye of the Thai girl”

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I hope they workout the problem
πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Viddddddddddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
🚨︎ report
Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging?

It's called Ba-cardio

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
🚨︎ report
"You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs," said my wife.

"That makes one of us then," I replied.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I was doing CPR the other day and that sure is a workout!

Really...Gets the blood moving

πŸ‘︎ 79
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
🚨︎ report
I tried to get my buddy off his one sided workout routine.

It’s a shame, he’s only half the man he could’ve been

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/brapping
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Doing a Yoda workout is much more difficult than it appears.

Talking backwards is easy, but finding a Jedi that will carry you through a swamp is damn near impossible.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CMMIV
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Where do original Star Trek fans workout?

At the "He's Dead Gym"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
🚨︎ report
My glutes hurt so much after my workout

I think I am gluten free now.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
🚨︎ report
What is a ghost’s favorite workout?

Dead Lifts

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
🚨︎ report
My wife got an instruction during warm-ups from her at-home workout program to switch feet.

Me: I didn't realize you had more than one pair.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StChas77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
🚨︎ report
A Canadian lies about a gym membership to sneak in a workout. How does he feel the next morning?

Sore-y

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
🚨︎ report
How do hairstylist workout?

By curling irons

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FamishedHam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?

Ab-Original!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthepassel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
🚨︎ report
New workout regime.

So I have this new workout plan. I run directly behind cars on the highway. I had to stop because I got exhausted.

So I decided to try and run in front of the cars. And I got tired.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TangoMike22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.