My obese friend in the UK just order a bunch of workout equipment.
He already feels hundreds of pounds lighter.
Barry Allen likes to listen to The Rolling Stones when he workouts
His favorite is “jumpin’ jack flash”
I workout at a facility that only plays The Doors.
I call it the Gym Morrison.
What kind of workout does a vampire hate?
I only do ab workouts in a hallway
because it’s a core-idor!
I told my employer to workout
I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...
Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.
Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.
Our mix of horror and workouts
My friend has a mollusk farm which he says gives him a good workout...
How do you know when you've had a good Jurassic workout?
I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
Me: Finished my workout, has 50 burpees
Dad: have your roommate pat you on the back to get rid of them
The other day my friend asked me what my favourite workout was
I said, "jack squat, I do it all day".
There was a line of people outside of the gym I workout at the other day. I found it quite weird as the line of people were paying money just to hit each other.
Guess you could call it a punchline.
My friend gets a real good workout at his giant bivalve mollusc farm...
Time to workout
What do you get when you work out your abs during quarantine?
A 6-pack of Corona
Give up your hip workout.
What is Jesus’s favorite workout?
How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?
Today I only had time for a mini-workout
How did the T-rex feel after his workout?
I asked my girlfriend how her workout was...
She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."
To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"
Hahahahaha I'm so funny.
What is a pirates least favourite workout?
What’s the most popular workout song in Southeast Asia?
I hope they workout the problem
Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging?
"You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs," said my wife.
"That makes one of us then," I replied.
I was doing CPR the other day and that sure is a workout!
Really...Gets the blood moving
I tried to get my buddy off his one sided workout routine.
It’s a shame, he’s only half the man he could’ve been
Doing a Yoda workout is much more difficult than it appears.
Talking backwards is easy, but finding a Jedi that will carry you through a swamp is damn near impossible.
Where do original Star Trek fans workout?
My glutes hurt so much after my workout
I think I am gluten free now.
What is a ghost’s favorite workout?
My wife got an instruction during warm-ups from her at-home workout program to switch feet.
Me: I didn't realize you had more than one pair.
A Canadian lies about a gym membership to sneak in a workout. How does he feel the next morning?
How do hairstylist workout?
What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?
New workout regime.
So I have this new workout plan. I run directly behind cars on the highway. I had to stop because I got exhausted.
So I decided to try and run in front of the cars. And I got tired.
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