25 Hilarious Wookie Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a Wookie with bad table manners?

Chewtalka

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👤︎ u/crimson470

📅︎ May 30 2021

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What do you call a Wookie with stained teeth?

Chewbaccy

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👤︎ u/THPSROCKS

📅︎ May 20 2021

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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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👤︎ u/Majin_P

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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So a wookie made me some steak

its, good but it came out a little Chewie

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👤︎ u/growupyall

📅︎ Aug 21 2020

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My local meat market is offering Wookie meat

it's chewy

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👤︎ u/bibs4353

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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Wookie steaks for dinner...

They are quite chewy

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👤︎ u/threadcrapper

📅︎ May 04 2020

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What does wookie meat taste like?

Chewy.

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👤︎ u/amiradzim

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Dad: I tried wookie meat delivery last night

Son: Don't say it Dad: It was chewy!

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👤︎ u/Simon_the_Great

📅︎ Nov 09 2018

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Why don't Storm troopers eat wookie meat?

Because it's too chewie.

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👤︎ u/mcherniske

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".

They were a little on the Chewy side.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt

📅︎ Sep 25 2018

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Have you ever eaten Wookie steak?

I wouldn't recommend it, way too chewy.

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👤︎ u/TVFilthyHank

📅︎ Apr 17 2018

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Did you hear about the wookie cookie?

Well I've heard it's kinda chewy.

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👤︎ u/ianlucky13

📅︎ Jun 28 2019

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The new Double Wookie Burger at the Mos Eisley Cantina is a disappointment.

It’s two Chewie.

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👤︎ u/jaggington

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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For star wars day this past weekend I made cookies in the shape of a wookie.

They were a little Chewey.

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👤︎ u/CarterLawler

📅︎ May 06 2019

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Took the family to a restaurant last night and told the worker that I'd really like to try the Wookie steak…

…but that I heard it was a little Chewy…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ May 21 2017

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Son: Dad, is Chewbacca a Wookie?

Me: Yeah, but he'll get better with pwactice.

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👤︎ u/TallKP

📅︎ May 06 2017

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I wonder what Wookie meat tastes like...

I'm betting that it is a little Chewie...

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👤︎ u/silenoz_676

📅︎ Apr 24 2016

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I had a Mini Coconut Pecan Wookie Cake today at lunch

It was a little chewie.

#MayThe4th dad jokes

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👤︎ u/shadowfu

📅︎ May 04 2017

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Luke Skywalker didn't like his Wookie steak.

He said it was Chewie.

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👤︎ u/OccamsBroadsword

📅︎ Dec 06 2015

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Tried some wookie meat...

It was chewy

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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I ate a wookie once

It was chewy

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👤︎ u/moeys92

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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I had a Wookie Steak last night....

It was a bit chewy

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist

📅︎ May 17 2019

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I tried Wookie meat for the first time.

IT WAS CHEWY.

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👤︎ u/1Autotech

📅︎ Aug 22 2019

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I went to a restaurant last night and had the Wookie steak...

It was a little Chewy.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 17 2016

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The Stormtrooper enjoyed the wookie steak, but it was a little chewy.

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👤︎ u/gt0t

📅︎ Feb 08 2018

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