I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Do you ever wonder if a cow thinks her calf who won't nurse.....
Is an utter disappointment?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I wonder how this music would sound?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why is it called a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I wonder
How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce
He didn't see that coming at all
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Sometimes I wonder if
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Wonder where he got that vaccum
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I wonder how he tastes
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I wonder how I didnβt know me and my girlfriendβs relationship was coming to a stop
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
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︎ May 28 2020
Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
If Wonder Woman walks around aimlessly, she is
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland
I mean, its called Germ-many
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I wonder if he had any egrets?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I wonder who took a picture of that hose on the phone
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I wonder if he ate the wrapper too
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︎ May 15 2020
I wonder if I'll get smaller when I'm a therapist
Cause then I'll be a shrink
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︎ Aug 23 2020
If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?
It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
She: Babes I'm pregnant!! I wonder what our son is gonna look like.
Me: nah, he's gonna wonder what I look like.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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︎ May 19 2020
It was a long time ago, a different time, when Bach wrote his music. I wonder what life was like Bach then πΉ
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︎ May 30 2020
They say one in four people are homosexual, which is weird because I have three best friends, all guys. Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.
I hope It's Paul. He's cute.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
My girlfriend cheated on me with Stevie Wonder.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
My wife said, βI wonder what our neighbor is making. He always has his jigsaw out.β I said, βI donβt know. Itβs a real...
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Did you ever wonder about all of those screwdrivers?
Did they really all belong to Phillip?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...
They owned the Finnish line.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
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