I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?

She puts her pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pappajay2001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.

If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Do you ever wonder if a cow thinks her calf who won't nurse.....

Is an utter disappointment?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?

... Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaintFistopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.

I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I wonder how this music would sound?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice

At least I know there won’t be two terms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agrajag22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie

They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot

They should.

It'll be a real Page-turner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhishekms89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is it called a wonder bra?

Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bayboy10600
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I wonder

How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethelabguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce

He didn't see that coming at all

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it's sΟ€der we're talking about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwankedkenobi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Sometimes I wonder if

the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Something I wonder about vegetarian police

Do you think they still go on stakeouts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Wonder where he got that vaccum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MHHZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I wonder how he tastes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtiffmeister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I wonder how I didn’t know me and my girlfriend’s relationship was coming to a stop

All the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_swankington
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/00Turag
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoddamdamn
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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If Wonder Woman walks around aimlessly, she is

Wander Woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madforfeijoa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I wonder why the corona cases are so low in Deutschland

I mean, its called Germ-many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotnobackbone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I wonder if he had any egrets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I wonder who took a picture of that hose on the phone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I wonder if he ate the wrapper too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamerboy66
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I wonder if I'll get smaller when I'm a therapist

Cause then I'll be a shrink

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If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be

Samoans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Ever wonder why there are a bunch of stories about vampires in Europe but not Africa?

It's because they bless the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patabell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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She: Babes I'm pregnant!! I wonder what our son is gonna look like.

Me: nah, he's gonna wonder what I look like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asisdeo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedAI
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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It was a long time ago, a different time, when Bach wrote his music. I wonder what life was like Bach then 🎹
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Free-Author
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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They say one in four people are homosexual, which is weird because I have three best friends, all guys. Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.

I hope It's Paul. He's cute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My girlfriend cheated on me with Stevie Wonder.

I got blindsided.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murmurmermer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My wife said, β€œI wonder what our neighbor is making. He always has his jigsaw out.” I said, β€œI don’t know. It’s a real...

...jigsaw puzzle.”

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Did you ever wonder about all of those screwdrivers?

Did they really all belong to Phillip?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...

They owned the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"

I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refward
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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