I wonder if she nose it or not...
I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
If Wonder Woman walks around aimlessly, she is
I wonder who took a picture of that hose on the phone
I wonder if he ate the wrapper too
It was a long time ago, a different time, when Bach wrote his music. I wonder what life was like Bach then 🎹
I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
My wife said, “I wonder what our neighbor is making. He always has his jigsaw out.” I said, “I don’t know. It’s a real...
Every wonder why British people pronounce it as “Bri ish”?
It’s because the Tea was thrown into the Boston Harbour
Disclaimer: Not my joke
If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
I wonder what the odds are...
of me turning up at Gamblers Anonymous tomorrow night.
My girlfriend cheated on me with Stevie Wonder.
I wonder if he had any egrets?
When a chicken's egg is being layed, I wonder...
Does it have a bird's thigh view?
Did you ever wonder about all of those screwdrivers?
Did they really all belong to Phillip?
I wonder if accessory garden buildings really make you happy...
Or if its only due to the gazebo-effect
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?
I wonder what calibre does North Korea use
To administer coronavirus shots
I wonder how much White-Out...
They use at the Department of Corrections?
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
I wonder what my new cat will look like?
Tabby... or not tabby... that is the question.
I wonder how much it remembers
They say one in four people are homosexual, which is weird because I have three best friends, all guys. Makes me wonder which one of us would be gay.
I hope It's Paul. He's cute.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
I used to wonder why I felt held down all the time.
But I guess that’s just the way gravity works.
No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...
They owned the Finnish line.
No wonder I’m so tired...
I haven’t had a good nights sleep all decade!
I wonder if Thor is embarrassed telling people about his job
I saw glass coffins are now a thing and I wonder if they’ll be popular?
But I wonder what they really do when we tell the waiter to give compliments to the chef
It's no wonder women love chocolate so much. Their pronouns give it away.
I wonder how much the monthly bill is for toilet paper at the hospital
I wonder if it swallowed!
If you ever wonder what its like to work at a power station
All that I can say is that the atmosphere is absolutely electrifying.
It's no wonder guns became more the more popular weapon over swords...
...compared to guns, swords just don't cut it.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her
I wonder if Donald Trump hates pre shredded cheese...
Because he wants to make America grate again
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
It’s no wonder women are so good at hiding things from men..
They’ve always got concealer on!
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet...
So I asked my 16 siblings and they didn't know either.
I wonder if colorblind people read Colorado as "ado".
I wonder how people will react to this
When my dog wonders what happened to the ball
When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.
I wonder...
If we found a way to bring Beethoven back... Would his first piece be titled...
"Guess who, Bach?"
Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?
Turns out they always Round Up.
No wonder my coffee tastes like dirt
It was ground this morning
Aladdin: “I wonder what Jafar’s favorite cheese is....
Aladdin: “I wonder what Jafar’s favorite cheese is....
Genie: “I don’t know, ASK IAGO.”
People wonder why I call my toilet “the Jim” instead of “the John.”
I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”
I always used to wonder why it was called pepper spray
Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted
I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?
Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
Ever wonder how Noah survive the flood?
Do you guys remember that 'One Hit Wonder' Gotye guy?
One could say that he's now somebody that we used to know.
No wonder that trees are so soothing and calming.
I wonder if nuns ever pick up bad habits
Ever wonder what Fred Flintsones favorite soup is?
I wonder who invented the air conditioner
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy
Ever wonder why you never hear jokes about popcorn?
It’s because they’re all corny.
Help! I can’t stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!
I wonder what Dwayne Johnson would think of this?
I always used to wonder why golfers would shout “fore”...
Ever wonder how wasp greet each other ?
they be like "hey wa's 'p"
Wonder what I’ll be torrenting here.
I wonder who was the first guy to make fun of Maxwell House Coffee.
That was The Original Roast.
A lot of people wonder which microwaves are unsafe to use these days.
I tell them only the walk-in models.
Saw this in Tesco. Couldn't help but wonder what's replacing it?
i wonder what's in the box... maybe sum colorful eminems? 🤔
What is Wonder Woman's favorite part of the body?
Sometimes wonder why people reposting top r/dadjokes post, but then again it's just a dad thing.
Wonder what they’d call a collection of exactly 1009 assorted objects back in Ancient Rome
I wonder if the Norse people ever used the pulley system
Yes, they invented the elevathor
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Did you ever wonder about all of those screwdrivers?
Do they really belong to Philip?
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.
I asked my 18 siblings and they don’t know either.
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see any of his friends?
I wonder if people will ever be buried in glass coffins...
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