What happened when wonder bread suffered a head injury?
It became coma toast
Wonder Bread commercial
Saw this on tv earlier and thought you guys might get a chuckle. http://youtu.be/kMukgG0p6QQ
My wife had to double check she wasn't pregnant.
We were sitting on a little bench, watching birds going crazy over some bread that had been left on the ground. "I wonder who gave the little birds those rolls", she said.
"Probably the casting director."
At the Indian Restaurant
Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.
Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!
Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.
I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!
A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"
