The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
Pretty fly for a white guy
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
How does poseidon get his robes so white?
“You need a baby gate? Alright, I got one white one and two blacks, which do you want?”
“Dad, you can’t say ‘blacks’ someone might take offense!”
“...It’s not a fence, it’s a gate.”
Not his best thanksgiving day dad joke, but definitely not expected in the moment 😂
What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
What is black, white and red all over?
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
Which animal has the biggest breasts
Which instrument do they play at the white house?
What's white, round and giggles?
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo
What’s big, white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
What do you call someone who only eats white rice?
My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.
My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.
My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.
4yo: "I like your shirt mama!
Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?
4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
What’s black and white and red all over?
How does Snoop Dogg get his whites so white?
What's another word for a white car?
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,
Why is the White House so filthy?
Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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