No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
What’s the perfect name for a baby boy who’s half white, half Indian?
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
I cant stop chasing white whales
Do black and white count as colors?
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
Pretty fly for a white guy
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO
I burnt the Hawaiian pizza
i should have cooked it on aloha temperature
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What is a cow's favorite place to go to?
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
What shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans
A student told me that today!
Also, thank you to this community! I get a lot of great material for my Joke of the Day and it has helped me connect with my students through distance learning.
Pretty fly for a white guy
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit
Policeman taking a witness statement from the waiter after a shooting at a vegan bar..
Policeman: Can you describe the shooter?
Waiter: 6 feet, white male, grey shirt and a skirt made of parsley.
P: Parsley?
W: Yes. It was just a herb he wore.
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
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