My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
It is a distinct privilege to present this award to the inventor of the zero-wheeled car.
This could never have happened without his tireless effort.
What's the best lubricant for wheeled furniture?
What do you call a dinosaur who's a police officer that rides a three wheeled vehicle while on duty?
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
A pirate walked into a bar. He had a steering wheel in his pants.
He said to the bartender, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
What's green with wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
What has two wheels and flies?
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, “you have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
Before the invention of the wheel...
...everything was a drag.
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?
What does a pirate say when he’s got a steering wheel in his pants?
Arghhh you’re driving me nuts
I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles
It's driving me nuts.....
Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
What do you call a drug on wheels?
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
I asked my mechanic why everyone made fun of what was on my wheel
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle.
Bartender: Do you mind if I ask why you have a steering wheel on your belt buckle?
Pirate: Arrrrg, it’s drivin’ me nuts.
Man seen stealing police car wheels.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
What has four wheels and flies?
BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
What has four wheels and flies?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
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