If falling asleep driving a car is sleeping behind the wheel, what do you call falling asleep driving a motorcycle?
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
We had a car that was Front Wheel Drive and a truck that was Rear Wheel Drive, but we traded them both for on SUV
And now it's All We'll Drive!
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
A new criminal has been recognised as stealing car wheels
Police are attempting to catch him tyrelessly
Why did the wheels fall off the car?
I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.
BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.
Credit : u/johnnycrosshatch
I feel like a car with twenty wheels today.
I woke up this morning and found that two of my car wheels had somehow fallen off.
I immediately thought it was the best idea to check if at least the engine was still able to run before deciding to get a mechanic to assess the situation.
I put the key in and gave it a go but I got nothing
I guess the car was two tired.
I have a dress made out of rubber from old car wheels at home...
It is my favourite attire.
An old car was asked by a mechanic if it wanted its wheels replaced...
It replied "no thanks, I've just retired."
I had an idea to build a functioning car with steel wheels
Sadly though, it never gained any traction.
I went to fill up my car's wheels today, but was shocked it was twice as expensive!
Inflation prices are getting out of hand.
Why are wheels the most frequently changed part in a car?
Because they get TIRED quickly.
The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...
When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"
Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"
I answered, that I didn't.
She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"
I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."
Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."
With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...
I was going to install new wheels on my car, but decided to take a break.
Because Chrome wasn’t built in a day.
What do you call a car with no wheels?
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
Man seen stealing police car wheels.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
A man stole the wheels of a police car
Police are working tirelessly to find him
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
A criminal is wanted for stealing wheels off police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
What will happen if you have a wooden car with wooden engine and wooden wheels?
I heard on the news there was a guy in town stealing the wheels off police cars
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
(Got it from r/memes)
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
Did you hear about that wooden car with the wooden wheels, the wooden doors, and the wooden steering wheel?
The weakest part of the car is the nut holding the steering wheel.
Car with two wheels...
What do you call a car with two wheels? Poor
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
Did you hear about the wooden car, with a wooden engine and wooden wheels?
I once made a car with wooden wheel, wooden seats, and a wooden engine.
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