Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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There’s a restaurant near me serving Christmas eggs benedict in a hubcap

I guess there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justokayscott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purgid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Did I ever tell you about the hard-working mechanic who had to push his car five miles on its hubcaps?

He was tireless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSV_Kearsarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Why should you eat Eggs Benedict off of a hubcap?

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumblekins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstralTraveller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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[Meta] The real purpose of dad jokes

Back in the before times, when sit-down restaurants existed, I used to order boneless cheese sticks and would just throw the word "boneless" in front of any appetizer with 100% corniness. The purpose of this isn't to make a good joke. It's not a good joke. The purpose is to make my dining companions catch some cringe splash damage and want to crawl into a hole and die out of embarrassment for my being horribly corny.

But there is a real, deeper purpose that I've discovered entirely by accident. People, especially young people, are so self-conscious and worried about saying or doing something embarrassing that it taints a lot of social gatherings. They go to a restaurant and are afraid to speak up even when their order is blatantly wrong. They'll tip well even when the food took an hour to arrive and the server has disappeared into the corn stalks behind a baseball field. It takes 2 hours of hanging out together before some friends finally stop nitpicking themselves, uncomfortable in t

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Permatato
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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I got my dad good yesterday at breakfast.

I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"

My dad went, "Really?"

I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My grandpa's "triple pun"

This joke holds a special place in my heart. My grandpa told me it and I never forgot it. About 2 years later when I brought it up to him, he didn't remember it. So I told him the joke and he peed himself laughing ... At his own joke.

"Why did the man ask for his eggs Benedict to be served on a hubcap?"

"Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAM3SBND
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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